The UK Growers Thread!

theslipperbandit

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I want one for the keeping cool cuz this niggaa sweat balls sleeping n I turn alot so thats also taken care of and ittdms. Always cool for back posture but the 495 option is a aingle mw n the gf need a king or Queen size bed
 

The Yorkshireman

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Okay,serious question.
Should I get my mam one of these?

https://www.eascamattress.ie/products/the-easca-memory-foam-mattress they've a 100 day free trial period and a ten YR warranty
No mate, all memory foam mattresses are pretty much made the same.
A piece of hard foam with a piece of mem foam glued on
top, the branded ones are fucking silly expensive for what they are.
The only difference is how thick the mem foam, gel foam topper is.

I've just bought a King Size mem foam mattress for like £230 not 6 months ago.
Has a detachable cover to chuck in the wash so I can put some pictures up of what the mattress actually looks like underneath at some point, it's literally 2 pieces of foam glued together.
 
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budman111

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I've got a memory foam mattress and I hate the fucker. If I sleep for more than six hours on it I wake up in agony. It feels like all my organs have been crushed and it takes more than half an hour to wear off.
It's not that much of a problem though because I'm lucky if I get five hours kip most of the time.
I have a Breasley foam mattress and it's like sleeping on a cloud, was it a cheapo that you bought as they are awful, mine cost £400 and worth every penny.
 

The Yorkshireman

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I have a Breasley foam mattress and it's like sleeping on a cloud, was it a cheapo that you bought as they are awful, mine cost £400 and worth every penny.
Clearly skipped my post about how they're all made the same and are pretty much the same under the cover, a piece of memory foam glued to the top of a piece of firm foam.

My king size cost me £230 (delivered) and is considered a cheapo one despite it having all the exact same quality's as an expensive one, cool sleep, gel foam, anti allergy, anti bacterial, impregnated with aloe vera, removable and washable cover.

I wouldn't have paid more than £300 for a mem foam mattress in king size because they're they're just not worth it, they're ridiculously easy to produce compared to traditional metal coil sprung mattresses (again, 2 pieces of foam cut to size and glued together).


Don't come round here spouting subjective fanboy nonsense bigging up your expensive foam mattresses and knocking cheap ones when the facts have already been stated.



The Breasley website home page even proves my point.

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They're all made the same and are pretty much identical underneath the cover (notice in the Breasley warehouse there's only 4 grades of foam).

Buy the cheapest one you can find that has all the quality's you want.

The biggest aspect is how thick the mem foam top is, the thicker the better and usually more expensive the mattress.


Shop around, don't pay for hype.
 
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budman111

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Clearly skipped my post about how they're all made the same and are pretty much the same under the cover, a piece of memory foam glued to the top of a piece of firm foam.

My king size cost me £230 (delivered) and is considered a cheapo one despite it having all the exact same quality's as an expensive one, cool sleep, gel foam, anti allergy, anti bacterial, impregnated with aloe vera, removable and washable cover.

I wouldn't have paid more than £300 for a mem foam mattress in king size because they're they're just not worth it, they're ridiculously easy to produce compared to traditional metal coil sprung mattresses (again, 2 pieces of foam cut to size and glued together).


Don't come round here spouting subjective fanboy nonsense bigging up your expensive foam mattresses and knocking cheap ones when the facts have already been stated.



The Breasley website home page even proves my point.

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They're all made the same and are pretty much identical underneath the cover (notice in the Breasley warehouse there's only 4 grades of foam).

Buy the cheapest one you can find that has all the quality's you want.

The biggest aspect is how thick the mem foam top is, the thicker the better and usually more expensive the mattress.


Shop around, don't pay for hype.
Next time do your homework and buy a decent product and don't come on here crying like a fucking spoiled little bitch which you clearly are.
 

The Yorkshireman

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Next time do your homework and buy a decent product and don't come on here crying like a fucking spoiled little bitch which you clearly are.
Obviously you have trouble with reading comprehension.

I suggest you go through the post again and try to understand it properly dick head.
 

makka

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There is an octaspring memory foam mattress also expensive as fuck and totally crap they known to split open a lot
 

oscaroscar

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I hate my memory foam mattress.
If sleep over five or six hours in it I wake up in agony. It feels like my organs have been crushed in my sleep.
Also if I may lower the tone. When one is making the beast with two backs your knees sink and it's hard to get purchase and because they are soft it also cushions the blows when you start slamming into whatever filthy spunk thirsty whore you've kidnapped/abducted
 

DST

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This is the baby we are rocking. Coco matt hand made to order. Greek company using only natural products. Cost about 7bags of. But worth every penny imo. We spend a 1/3 of our life in the thing so I don't mind shelling out. I do need a new pillow though ffs......
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bazoomer

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I'm still pissing out kidney stones !!! Had to winkle this big fucker out of my japs this morning....IMG_0297.JPGIMG_0296.JPG
Ripped my pipes to fuck !

...my apologies if ya tucking in to a bowl of Granola!!
 
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oscaroscar

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I'm still pissing out kidney stones !!! Had to winkle this big fucker out of my japs this morning....View attachment 4040443View attachment 4040444
Ripped my pipes to fuck !

...my apologies if ya tucking in to a bowl of Granola!!
Holy fucking shit!!!!
That looks really painful. Can you feel it working it's way through your junk?

What do you think people in Japan call the hole in the end of your knob?
 
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