The UK Growers Thread!

[scrambo]

Dont ya get any good pain pills for them baz? Me old dear had gall stones n would get petherdine tabs fuck they where nice lol

 

[bazoomer]

Dont ya get any good pain pills for them baz? Me old dear had gall stones n would get petherdine tabs fuck they where nice lol

Fuck all Scram, nothing workes for the pain !! When I was in hospital with em , morphine & a few other special pills didn't even take the edge off ! Pure spliffs help a little.

@ Oscar, yes especially when it's stuck in ya cock pipe , feels like a razor blade jammed down there !!!

 

[oscaroscar]

Fuck all Scram, nothing workes for the pain !! When I was in hospital with em , morphine & a few other special pills didn't even take the edge off ! Pure spliffs help a little.

@ Oscar, yes especially when it's stuck in ya cock pipe , feels like a razor blade jammed down there !!!

What causes them? I would like to avoid them if possible.
Do you derive any pleasure from the pain? Or is it just terrible dong ache?

 

[bazoomer]

Lmao yes, along with the "dong ache" you feel like you've been stabbed in the back & the knifes left in !!! . I do love the rare occasion when u get a short intalude in pain & meby 20 mins kipp, it's like no other relief !!!

 

[bazoomer]

Diet & lifestyle mainly & they are hereditary!!! . I'm a lazy cunt who eats shite all night & day (well used to ) calcium deposits build up & form stones, there are other stones caused by other things. Cut out salt & processed foods !!! Killers them !!

 

[oscaroscar]

Diet & lifestyle mainly & they are hereditary!!! . I'm a lazy cunt who eats shite all night & day (well used to ) calcium deposits build up & form stones, there are other stones caused by other things. Cut out salt & processed foods !!! Killers them !!

I should sort my diet out. Since I've been on nights working at the same place. Not driving but stuck in the same place for twelve hours I have to bring my own grub in. The only way to cook anything is in the microwave so I've been eating ready meals and nipping out to McDonald's. Crisps and chocolate too.
I can see terrible dong ache in my future with the salty processed crap I've been shovelling down my throat everyday. The four days off I have I eat okay though. I drink a lot of Coca Cola as well

 

[bazoomer]

Get ya fucking Prostrate checked too if ya knocking on !!! Got to go get mine fingered soon, some days I feel like I've got a rugby ball jammed up my arse ! ( nothing sexual like ). 25 years bouncing around lorry driving fucked up my toilet area ,that & a few monsters from my childhood

 

[bazoomer]

I'm finding ,fresh lemon juice & a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in water is helping , defo shifting em

 

[OzCocoLoco]

I'm finding ,fresh lemon juice & a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in water is helping , defo shifting em

Have you tried Cranberry juice ?

 

[bazoomer]

Have you tried Cranberry juice ?

Evening Oz, yes I have a few glasses of cranberry juice when I have an episode,more to stop infection than anything, I was told not to have it regularly as it can help form stones because of a certain kind of acid I think .

 

[oscaroscar]

Get ya fucking Prostrate checked too if ya knocking on !!! Got to go get mine fingered soon, some days I feel like I've got a rugby ball jammed up my arse ! ( nothing sexual like ). 25 years bouncing around lorry driving fucked up my toilet area ,that & a few monsters from my childhood

I'm a class one driver too ffs but I'm driving plant in a yard at the moment but I'm still bouncing around on me arse. I think that driving probably makes it more likely because you hold on to your piss for hours do you don't have to stop. Also I have been known to bake a turd all day until I get home.
I think there should be a truckers version of The Great British Bake Off. It would be driving the full length of the A1 up and down. The last one to stop for a tom tit would be the winner. I think Channel Five would be interested in making that show.

 

[OzCocoLoco]

Evening Oz, yes I have a few glasses of cranberry juice when I have an episode,more to stop infection than anything, I was told not to have it regularly as it can help form stones because of a certain kind of acid I think .

Ah right,sounds like torture hope they sort themselves out soon mate

 

[theslipperbandit]

I should sort my diet out. Since I've been on nights working at the same place. Not driving but stuck in the same place for twelve hours I have to bring my own grub in. The only way to cook anything is in the microwave so I've been eating ready meals and nipping out to McDonald's. Crisps and chocolate too.
I can see terrible dong ache in my future with the salty processed crap I've been shovelling down my throat everyday. The four days off I have I eat okay though. I drink a lot of Coca Cola as well

Check your cholesterol aswell mate,im younger than you but u are more acrive some im curious if youll neat my impressive 6.8

 

[theslipperbandit]

I'm a class one driver too ffs but I'm driving plant in a yard at the moment but I'm still bouncing around on me arse. I think that driving probably makes it more likely because you hold on to your piss for hours do you don't have to stop. Also I have been known to bake a turd all day until I get home.
I think there should be a truckers version of The Great British Bake Off. It would be driving the full length of the A1 up and down. The last one to stop for a tom tit would be the winner. I think Channel Five would be interested in making that show.

Ice Road truckers is alright

 

[3eyes]

Drivers shit stinks bad they come into my warehouse and crap in my bog it's fucking terrible man

 

[bazoomer]

Drivers shit stinks bad they come into my warehouse and crap in my bog it's fucking terrible man

Hahahahaha right on brother, I didn't , I was an off road shitter !, shit anywhere type of bloke . I once shit in the services next to my lorry near the garage part, next night ,I pulled in to same services, jumped out, straight into the shit I did the night before!!!! Couldn't put my heater on all night coz my feet stunk of shite !!!

 

[Roobarb]

My mate drives a large tipper truck. The morning after a night on the beer he's stuck in heavy traffic so he stops and climbs into the back.Just as he finishes a double decker bus pull up beside him.

 

[coreywebster]

I should sort my diet out. Since I've been on nights working at the same place. Not driving but stuck in the same place for twelve hours I have to bring my own grub in. The only way to cook anything is in the microwave

Nawt wrong with beans and jacket potatoes man.

Best thing you can do is knock out the fizzy pop. That shits poison

 

[Mastergrow]

Anyone heard from z yet?

 

[bazoomer]

Anyone heard from z yet?

Not a sausage MG, hopefully he's just having time out !