Trump fires James Comey!

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member
May 8 11:00 PM-White House phone call:

Trump: Hello

Pootin: Why the fuck are you letting your investigations get out of control?

Trump: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying. My approval rating went up, how you like it?

Pootin: Stop, this is no joke. Have your people kill Comey. Immediately.

Trump: That's not easy, I'll fire him. Then we can both discredit him.

Pootin: Can't you control your comrades? You're a horrible dictator!

Trump: I'll try to do better. We have actual news channels here, they report stuff.

Pootin: Our dreams are going to fail unless you put your own people in charge of this thing.

Trump: OK Poo, I'll fire him tomorrow and pick somebody good.

Pootin: This incompetence of yours needs to stop. Stay focused. The world is ours for the taking.

Trump: I love you Poo.

Pootin: I want Flynn pardoned before he testifies. You can do it.

Trump: OK. I love you Poo.

Pootin: Stop fucking up, take control over there. Don't be weak!

Trump: I love you so much Poo. Please don't be mad.

Pootin: Get it done. Comey should die. My people confirm he has 20% of this solved. Stop this now.

Trump: OK. I will stop him.

Pootin: Wise up already. This will be bad if they find out.

Trump: I'll take care of it.

Pootin: You don't want those pee tapes released. Don't disappoint me.

Trump: I love you Poo, I would never hurt you.

Pootin: Just get it done. Fast. Good Bye. (click)

Trump: Poo? Poo? Don't hang up, Poo. I love you Poo. Why me? WHY ME?
 

Big_Lou

Well-Known Member
May 8 11:00 PM-White House phone call:

Trump: Hello

Pootin: Why the fuck are you letting your investigations get out of control?

Trump: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying. My approval rating went up, how you like it?

Pootin: Stop, this is no joke. Have your people kill Comey. Immediately.

Trump: That's not easy, I'll fire him. Then we can both discredit him.

Pootin: Can't you control your comrades? You're a horrible dictator!

Trump: I'll try to do better. We have actual news channels here, they report stuff.

Pootin: Our dreams are going to fail unless you put your own people in charge of this thing.

Trump: OK Poo, I'll fire him tomorrow and pick somebody good.

Pootin: This incompetence of yours needs to stop. Stay focused. The world is ours for the taking.

Trump: I love you Poo.

Pootin: I want Flynn pardoned before he testifies. You can do it.

Trump: OK. I love you Poo.

Pootin: Stop fucking up, take control over there. Don't be weak!

Trump: I love you so much Poo. Please don't be mad.

Pootin: Get it done. Comey should die. My people confirm he has 20% of this solved. Stop this now.

Trump: OK. I will stop him.

Pootin: Wise up already. This will be bad if they find out.

Trump: I'll take care of it.

Pootin: You don't want those pee tapes released. Don't disappoint me.

Trump: I love you Poo, I would never hurt you.

Pootin: Just get it done. Fast. Good Bye. (click)

Trump: Poo? Poo? Don't hang up, Poo. I love you Poo. Why me? WHY ME?
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Olive Drab Green

Well-Known Member
This shit is fucking funny:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/10/comey-firing-trump-russia-238192

"He had grown enraged by the Russia investigation, two advisers said, frustrated by his inability to control the mushrooming narrative around Russia. He repeatedly asked aides why the Russia investigation wouldn’t disappear and demanded they speak out for him. He would sometimes scream at television clips about the probe, one adviser said."
 

zeddd

Well-Known Member
How come Secretary of HUD is dressed like Trump's house boy?

And why is Trump meeting with the Russian Foreign Minister in the Oval Orifice, today?

DEFINITELY no Russian connects..
He is dressed formally in black tie, are you a fukin racist?
 
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