ultimate way to pas a drug screen

the day before the drugtest drink a gallon of water then before bed drink a gallon of cranberry juice the next morning chug a gallon of water down and when you piss all this out your pass and THC will be cleansed from you system,

THIS WORKS!!!! i do it alot on the weekends ill smoke bud and on sunday night ill do this and be clean (i get randomly drug tested only during the week) so if your on probation you can do this or whatever but this does work very greatly

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Completely dumb. Never down lots of water in a single setting. Guaranteed water intoxication. Read up on it before it happens to you.

Passing a DT:

1)Don't do any drugs in the first place
2)Find a job that doesn't test
3)Borrow/buy/get urine from a clean person
4)Stay clean, save your urine, and go back to using

Yea I've used someone else's clean urine more times than I would like to admit. At least 30 times with no problems. Believe it or not I was getting drug tests because I got caught smoking in my dorm room in college and the only way they would allow me to stay in the school was bi-weekly drug tests. This was a school in the south east US so they were nazis under the guise of being "decent Christians". I had to take piss tests when I went home for summer break!!!! That was several years ago. I was never busted there and graduated after spending over $2000 on their 30+ drug tests and passing every one. Then I go to start my first job. Like most businesses they have an initial drug screen and then that's it. Didn't have any more supply of clean piss so I try the water and cranberry juice thing. They said I didn't fail but the results indicated the "specimen had been manipulated" in that it was pure water. They knew what I was doing. So next job offer I got some clean piss and bada-bing, been working there ever since.

Yeah dude, you can die from that


Remember that chic way back that died drinking water trying to win her kid a Wii?

I drank a gallon of water in one sitting once, paced over the course of about an hour. I was more worried about going to jail then water intoxication...I didn't feel sick or anything, just had to piss really bad. I felt like I was going to piss my pants by the time I had to take the test.

A gallon of cranberry juice + a gallon of water, that would be pretty fuckin hard to do, and would probably make you sick.

Your just diluting your urine sample....most legit places will recognize that and make you come in for a re-test.

drinking lots of water overoads your kidneys to the point they work solely on getting rid of the water, and not filtering out thc so thats why you can pass a drug test this way. it always works for me and can be dangerous i guess but fuck it beats jail

Yeah it works. That's what i used to do for probation. They tried telling my the test was manipulated too, But I just told them I work outside and need to stay hydrated, They were fine with that. Did it everytime.

JonnyBtreed said:

Yeah it works. That's what i used to do for probation. They tried telling my the test was manipulated too, But I just told them I work outside and need to stay hydrated, They were fine with that. Did it everytime.

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i just tell them this is what is is if you want me to urineate in a cup at a certain givin time. my piss comes out clear has fuck

it takes more then a gallon to kill you dumbass i know what im talking about lol this works and it makes you piss so much the weed metabolites are flushed away

#1 proven way to pass a drug test




























DONT DO DRUGS!!

hom36rown said:

I drank a gallon of water in one sitting once, paced over the course of about an hour. I was more worried about going to jail then water intoxication...I didn't feel sick or anything, just had to piss really bad. I felt like I was going to piss my pants by the time I had to take the test.

A gallon of cranberry juice + a gallon of water, that would be pretty fuckin hard to do, and would probably make you sick.

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i woke up and thought my bladder was going to explode lol

KaleoXxX said:

#1 proven way to pass a drug test




























DONT DO DRUGS!!

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cant argue with that. but easier said then done no?

i just use quick fix or sub some clean piss.

well if its jail or drugs, and you chose drugs, be ready to pay an insane price for them behind bars

.3 of midgrades $20
5mg perc $20
.1 of dope $50
lsd(why would someone want to drop cid in jail?) $50
.3 rocks 20-30ish

mastakoosh said:

i just use quick fix or sub some clean piss.

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good luck with that when they watch u piss dick in hand man

chitownsmoking said:

good luck with that when they watch u piss dick in hand man

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thanks ..i'll remember that,

KaleoXxX said:

well if its jail or drugs, and you chose drugs, be ready to pay an insane price for them behind bars

.3 of midgrades $20
5mg perc $20
.1 of dope $50
lsd(why would someone want to drop cid in jail?) $50
.3 rocks 20-30ish

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your prices are jacked up. and if you get in with the right people all that shit is free

Better yet.. instead of water, use gatorade (replinishes the minerals one would normally lose when diluting your system).

I had to take a drug test for probation about a year ago. I got really really scared. I read everything that I could about passing tests. The one thing that I read over and over and over is dilution is the answer. I purchased 20 piss tests and started testing. I had stopped for a few weeks and we figured that we would try niacin and knox dilution. Failed. Tried almost pure knox goo to see if that theory was true. Failed. I tried normal dilution a few more times and failed. The last one was to turn the pee on auto. I consumed 7 - 32oz bottles of water in a two hour time period. I pissed 6 times before I even tested. Tested and failed. Waited till pee 10 and tested and failed. At this point I got super bummed. Everything pointed to dilution. Everyone took a shit on drinks. I gave up and smoked a ton of weed since I was fucked. (not my brightest moment) The next day I figured the only chance in hell was a drink. I spent $60 on it. I called the number on the back 2 times for exact instructions. It worked. I passed.