Vehicle revenge?

So basically i started working out of town and coming home part of fri-sun and since i left my ex gf now, left me and is with my "best friend"
which iv been friends with him for 8 years now
any ideas how i can fuck his car up thats always parked next door at my ex's house now? Iv thought about putting dry quikcrete in the gas but i remembered its one you have to unlock the fuel door, so my only 2 thoughts are tires or brake fluid on paint. I need ideas, has to be a fast process
I know this sounds bad, but thats a low fucking move to do to your friend, and i dont forget or forgive shit like that im a firm believer in karma
So any ideas will help! Will be taking place anytime fri-sat, ill post aftermath pictures
Thanks!

beware ... vehicles have taken revenge of their own.



ceterum censeo the best revenge is: he's stuck with her now. Let karma act as it will. cn

If you truly believe in karma you won't do anything as it will happen already, without your help. you screwing with his car is forcing it.

Wise words, but looking for instant karma lol

Bologne will tear the paint right off, throw some pieces all around and when he peels them off the paint comes with it.

Thats is true, suppose karma was the wrong word choice lol

stickyicky666 said:

Wise words, but looking for instant karma lol

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...kinda works the other way, that one. I believe the word you were looking for was 'satisfaction'

Thought about that but i thought it needed to be in the sun, saying that because they would likely be placed and removed at night

Thats the one! haha

I don't see how fucking with his car is revenge for banging a whore? What ever happened to bros before hos?

a pin hole or holes in the radiator is a bitch cause at the worst time it'll overheat.

Steal the wipers off! Not just the blades, but the whole arm assembly (if you're strong you can probably break it off.) If windows are tinted, spray paint them black.

Oh and pee on the door handles, just for giggles.

Dident think about that might have to add that to the list, id love to unbolt the bolt on the oil pan

A word from an Adult. Don't post shit on the internet that will get you arrested grow or otherwise.You have the right to remain silent.

Jesus christ this is beyond childish. Are you not capable of finding other whores? You seem to be obsessing with the ex whore. I find with stories like these that we are often only hearing one side of the story. Fess up dude.....what did you do?

Yeah what did you do ? You have the right to remain silent.

havent done anything but leave town for the weekdays lol, its all good you can remove this post idc was just looking for better ideas than what i planned on. Its more that that was a big fuck you and just giving a expensive fuck you back.

stickyicky666 said:

havent done anything but leave town for the weekdays lol, its all good you can remove this post idc was just looking for better ideas than what i planned on. Its more that that was a big fuck you and just giving a expensive fuck you back.

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While i understand your hurt and anger i stick by my previous statement of your plan to destroy personal property as childish. It wont get your girl back and you wont feel better in the end. Especially if you get caught destroying said property you now have bigger problems. Let it go and get your revenge by fucking. As many fthy sluts as possible.

stickyicky666 said:

havent done anything but leave town for the weekdays lol, its all good you can remove this post idc was just looking for better ideas than what i planned on. Its more that that was a big fuck you and just giving a expensive fuck you back.

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The problem with this is ... you and he won't agree on what constitutes a measured response. HE will serve you an even more expensive fuck you. So are feuds born. If you are THAT bored ... go knock yer bad self out.
But seriously, consider. Either
a) she left you or
b) you left her.
If b), karma is already satisfied. If a), you will n time gain the sort of perspective that'll have you sympathize with Buddy and not resent him. Trust me on this. cn

put limburger cheese in his heater vents.He will sell the car.Awhile back a guy wrapped another guy's heater core with a salmon skin