What do you do when your grow is found?

So you have hiked 2 miles to your beautiful 30 plant grow, you are hard at work spreading fertilizer and you hear "what the fuck????????". You look up to see a lily white couple on a hiking weekend in your area and found your grow. You offer X pounds or ounces and they tell you about the evils of "drugs".

What do you do?

To me it sounds like you need a crash course in turning humans into nutrients.

We normally hide in the trees with an AR-15 and.... shoot at birds so people get confused and run off.

just start leaving, and say, go ahead and call the cops, I aint comein back now..
then just wait and observe later on or dont risk it at all.
possibly tourists, no idea where it was? or locals with gps?

You already fucked up. You should have asked for their church location or some shit, and actually made them think you were into what they were saying. Then come back maybe a month later looking for cammeras in the trees, and decided if it was cool. You know 50% of people have NEVER smoked weed in their life right? That means they probably demonize it, and think Jesus will send you to hell for it.

I would be VERY carefull if I were you. Especially after pandering to them, which it sounds like you did.... I can't believe you offered them some...lol

Honestly you should have played stupid and been like is this maryjewanna? I was just getting a closer look, I've never seen it.

i wouldnt go back there for sometime , they will deffo of told police, friends or someone

30 plants is a lot of jail time in my state. I would probably never go back to the site again. And next year I'd pick a site that is further off the beaten path.

If I did go back it would be in the middle of the night. If the plants were still there in a couple weeks then I'd feel a little better.

make sure you cover your face with something if you ever go back, in case there are some cameras in the area.

you should have aced those two when you had the chance

knocke em out and dragem somwhere else, lawl

GrowTech said:

To me it sounds like you need a crash course in turning humans into nutrients.

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Yes. LOL Kinda like using fish only bigger!

matthew said:

You offer X pounds or ounces...

What do you do?

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Geez, I wish I had found your grow.

Well... if you are super desperate to finish your grow you COULD go back.. or get a 'trusted friend' (or asshole you hate) to go and harvest for you, so then they will get caught if there are any cameras.. lol.

mathew homie you got a fucking soap opera life lolz.

The God People said "what the fuck"?

That doesn't sound very Christian to me.

I think I check it from afar for a while. Don't bring anything to work on it with, just go out as a hiker and snoop around.

watch the 'never get busted' video on tips to save yr' ass from the dea. if its jail time for those fuckers, you got to believe they phoned the cops now, dont guess, act as though they did and work with that.

well you also gotta think about whether or not you want to do time... you never know how long they will wait for someone to come back to their grow... you could possibly go at night in all black and shit.. just make sure you wear all black, they can't see your face, and you don't leave any evidence... maybe you'll be ok

No go out there in the middle of the day. Bring a map and some water and wear hiking clothes. Don't walk straight to the grow. Wander around. Take pics of trees and flowers. Make it look like you are just another hiker. Do not stop at your grow. Try not to get all that close either. If things look suspicious you know to never return.

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No go out there in the middle of the day. Bring a map and some water and wear hiking clothes. Don't walk straight to the grow. Wander around. Take pics of trees and flowers. Make it look like you are just another hiker. Do not stop at your grow. Try not to get all that close either. If things look suspicious you know to never return.

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***Claps*** your more on my page bro thats some shit i would do, look all like a hiker! Good advice. Although the all black at night is not a bad idea either, i could not just up and leave my hard work behind just for a couple lame ass people, how far away from roads and houses is this grow just out of curiousity??