What do you do when your grow is found?

misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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vantheman169 said:
***Claps*** your more on my page bro thats some shit i would do, look all like a hiker! Good advice. Although the all black at night is not a bad idea either, i could not just up and leave my hard work behind just for a couple lame ass people, how far away from roads and houses is this grow just out of curiousity??
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all black at night, kind of hard to lie your way out of.

going in the middle of the day snapping pic and acting all clueless would be much better.
 
OGkushOG

OGkushOG

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Look like a photographer. Take pics of plants and flowers. If you get stopped by anyone say you had no clue that there was plants there and you are just taking pictures for your "portfolio". Offer to show the police the pictures if they do not believe you.
 
leowjb

leowjb

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Yeah and also take some from other places prior to going out by your grow, so it seems more believable, and make sure there aren't dates on the pictures lol
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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matthew said:
So you have hiked 2 miles to your beautiful 30 plant grow, you are hard at work spreading fertilizer and you hear "what the fuck????????". You look up to see a lily white couple on a hiking weekend in your area and found your grow. You offer X pounds or ounces and they tell you about the evils of "drugs".

What do you do?
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matthew said:
For all of you too stoned to tell, this is a hypothetical.
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Well damn, hypothetically you can just blow up the police station, then they can't bust you.
 
Baz

Baz

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hypothetically i would invent a time machine and go back in time and kill the hickers mum and dad, just watch out for biff tho...
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Baz said:
hypothetically i would invent a time machine and go back in time and kill the hickers mum and dad, just watch out for biff tho...
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hyopthetically I would steal the time machine Baz invented then I would go back in time and kill Harry Anslinger and William Randolph Hearst and may as well take out Andrew Mellon whilst I'm at it. That would make weed never illegal in the first place.
 
NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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misshestermoffitt said:
hyopthetically I would steal the time machine Baz invented then I would go back in time and kill Harry Anslinger and William Randolph Hearst and may as well take out Andrew Mellon whilst I'm at it. That would make weed never illegal in the first place.
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Yah I would do that too and smoke up with Miles Davis and his buddies :mrgreen:
 
Baz

Baz

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so you would hypothetically steal my time machine?
i got nothing to worry about then have i?
hypothetically speaking
 
leowjb

leowjb

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lol! don't forget to pack the trunk with some grass... but the flux capacitor and shit might take up too much space..
 
CannaPanda

CannaPanda

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but how could you go back in time with a time machine that was not back in that time? sorry i must be reading too much H.G. Wells...what a first post...

If you go back make sure to be stealth about it ...
 
vantheman169

vantheman169

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misshestermoffitt said:
all black at night, kind of hard to lie your way out of.

going in the middle of the day snapping pic and acting all clueless would be much better.
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Very true! All black at night is very suspicious! Pics of flowers and trees hey your just a hiker that is in the wrong place at the wrong time! Its not your property so unless your Tending to them and have possession you cannot be busted. Right!?!
 
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