Why should you always take two conservatives fishing with you?

JustAnotherFriedDay

JustAnotherFriedDay

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Yeah dude that was horrible. I'll smoke with anyone who has a positive outlook on life. Anyone who is a pleasure to be around. Anyone who enjoys meaningful conversation.

I'll smoke all your pot but you can also smoke all of mine. As long as we both have equal weight.

I'm conservative.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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I like your avi. It was the very first cannabis growing book I ever purchased.



outdoor organic dank nugs said:
If you take only one, he'll smoke all your pot, but if you take two, they won't smoke any. :blsmoke:
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A retread of an old joke.

Why you should go fishing with two Baptists, but never one Baptist.

One Baptist will drink all your beer, two Baptists won't drink any.

By any definition I would be called a Conservative, but I probably wouldn't smoke your weed. But I'd smoke plenty of mine because I know exactly where it came from.

But then again, I don't fish. :lol:
 
ViRedd

ViRedd

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outdoor organic dank nugs said:
If you take only one, he'll smoke all your pot, but if you take two, they won't smoke any.
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:lol: That's funny.

Why you shouldn't take ANY liberals fishing:

If you took liberals fishing, they would be constantly harping on how cruel it was to catch fish, while casting an envious eye toward your bass boat. Then they would steal all of your pot and tell you that they, in the name of compassion, are going to redistribute it to their friends who have no pot, while slyly putting half of your pot in another pocket for themselves under the guise of administrative costs.
 
K

Keenly

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hey thats funny


not


your the same exact troll who posted the same exact joke last week
 
jeff f

jeff f

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outdoor organic dank nugs said:
If you take only one, he'll smoke all your pot, but if you take two, they won't smoke any. :blsmoke:
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let me give this a crack.

for protection!!

you should always take 2 conservatives fishing because if you run into a murdering thug, they will protect you. if you took 2 libs, they would have a debate about what you did to make this poor undereducated guy with the knife keep ramming it into your ribs.

now thats funny:hump::hump::hump:
 
R

Radiate

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Johnnyorganic said:
That's fair. Especially since the only hunting Progressives are suitable for is a snipe hunt. :dunce:
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Apparently not, since so many conservatives are in fear of the mythical "Obama Youth" coming to town.




Either that, or they're afraid of a bunch of children who can't shoot.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Radiate said:
Apparently not, since so many conservatives are in fear of the mythical "Obama Youth" coming to town.




Either that, or they're afraid of a bunch of children who can't shoot.
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It's simply amazing how well you know the minds of 'so many Conservatives.' :rolleyes:

I would not exactly describe it as 'fear.' Nor is it mainstream, unless you know something I don't on the matter.

If the Obama Gestapo were to move from myth to reality, it would be due to none other than Progressive gullibility.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Obama Youth?

LOL!

The only thing I see some of these fat motherfuckers attacking is a triple cheeseburger with bacon.

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And any shooter will tell you nobody could shoot the broad side of a barn using the gangsta twist.

No, we're not overly concerned with the Obama Youth.

Although the shiny Lost in Space boots are a nice touch. :lol:
 
Dark Seducer

Dark Seducer

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I am surprised that anyone on here has the nerve to call themselves "Conservative", and that everyone else on here trusts them after what Bush and company did to Med growers and sellers.. The Conservatives have been and always will be against legalization, even for medical purposes. The cons scream for states rights until it comes to marijuana and gay marriage, then they want the feds to step in. DO NOT TRUST THE CONSERVATIVES OR THE REPUBLICANS THEY WILL SHUT DOWN ALL MEDICAL MARIJUANA DESPENSORIES THE INSTANT THEY GET BACK IN POWER. THREE STRIKES/YOUR OUT WAS DESIGNED TO SHRINK THE RANKS OF THE LEFT BY TURNING ALL POT SMOKERS INTO FELONS WITHOUT VOTING RIGHTS. IF YOU KNOW A CONSERVATIVE WHO SMOKES POT HE IS EITHER A HYPOCRIT OR A NARC. You can ban me if you would like the only reason I logged on to this site was because I saw a lot of anti- Obama postings and I couldn't believe that people on a med marijuana forum would actually want the Republicans back in office when Obama and Holder told the DEA to lay off targeting the med despensories and grow ops the way they were during the bush years.

If you want to go back to the days of the government prying into your private life, telling you who you can sleep with, who you can marry, what you can smoke, what movies are Christian enough for you to watch, then vote Republican. but if you would like to see marijuana one day be legalized then vote independent or dem. "I would rather be a free man in my grave than live as a puppet or a slave" Jimmy Cliff
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Dark Seducer said:
I am surprised that anyone on here has the nerve to call themselves "Conservative", and that everyone else on here trusts them after what Bush and company did to Med growers and sellers.. The Conservatives have been and always will be against legalization, even for medical purposes. The cons scream for states rights until it comes to marijuana and gay marriage, then they want the feds to step in. DO NOT TRUST THE CONSERVATIVES OR THE REPUBLICANS THEY WILL SHUT DOWN ALL MEDICAL MARIJUANA DESPENSORIES THE INSTANT THEY GET BACK IN POWER. THREE STRIKES/YOUR OUT WAS DESIGNED TO SHRINK THE RANKS OF THE LEFT BY TURNING ALL POT SMOKERS INTO FELONS WITHOUT VOTING RIGHTS. IF YOU KNOW A CONSERVATIVE WHO SMOKES POT HE IS EITHER A HYPOCRIT OR A NARC. You can ban me if you would like the only reason I logged on to this site was because I saw a lot of anti- Obama postings and I couldn't believe that people on a med marijuana forum would actually want the Republicans back in office when Obama and Holder told the DEA to lay off targeting the med despensories and grow ops the way they were during the bush years.

If you want to go back to the days of the government prying into your private life, telling you who you can sleep with, who you can marry, what you can smoke, what movies are Christian enough for you to watch, then vote Republican. but if you would like to see marijuana one day be legalized then vote independent or dem. "I would rather be a free man in my grave than live as a puppet or a slave" Jimmy Cliff
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Based on your logic all Democrats who smoke weed are either unemployed losers or brokedicks on disability. See how ludicrous that statement reads? Your assertion regarding Conservative or Republican cannabis users is just as moronic. That monolithic sword cuts both ways.

If you think all Democrats are on board with re-legalization, I want some of what you are smoking. Democrats started the ball rolling after all. However, I will not defend Republicans because I cannot unless the Republican is Ron Paul. I will defend Conservatives. I will also defend the right to use cannabis regardless of one's political views. Freedom and liberty are at the core of the cannabis issue.

You mention states rights and use the issues of of gay marriage and cannabis. Both are issues left for the states to decide. Let me ask you a question; as the voters in California determined that gay marriage was not acceptable do you still consider it a states right issue or would you have the federal government intervene? In fact, a substantial number of issues near and dear to the hearts of Leftists are actually states rights issues per the 10th Amendment. Tell me please where health care is delegated to the federal government in the Constitution?

I will give you one point, Obama did back off on the medical cannabis issue. Good for him. Kinda makes you wonder why Clinton didn't do it when states first started moving away from the federal government in reference to medical cannabis.

By the way, this is not strictly a medical cannabis site.
 
Rob Roy

Rob Roy

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Dark Seducer said:
I am surprised that anyone on here has the nerve to call themselves "Conservative", and that everyone else on here trusts them after what Bush and company did to Med growers and sellers.. The Conservatives have been and always will be against legalization, even for medical purposes. The cons scream for states rights until it comes to marijuana and gay marriage, then they want the feds to step in. DO NOT TRUST THE CONSERVATIVES OR THE REPUBLICANS THEY WILL SHUT DOWN ALL MEDICAL MARIJUANA DESPENSORIES THE INSTANT THEY GET BACK IN POWER. THREE STRIKES/YOUR OUT WAS DESIGNED TO SHRINK THE RANKS OF THE LEFT BY TURNING ALL POT SMOKERS INTO FELONS WITHOUT VOTING RIGHTS. IF YOU KNOW A CONSERVATIVE WHO SMOKES POT HE IS EITHER A HYPOCRIT OR A NARC. You can ban me if you would like the only reason I logged on to this site was because I saw a lot of anti- Obama postings and I couldn't believe that people on a med marijuana forum would actually want the Republicans back in office when Obama and Holder told the DEA to lay off targeting the med despensories and grow ops the way they were during the bush years.

If you want to go back to the days of the government prying into your private life, telling you who you can sleep with, who you can marry, what you can smoke, what movies are Christian enough for you to watch, then vote Republican. but if you would like to see marijuana one day be legalized then vote independent or dem. "I would rather be a free man in my grave than live as a puppet or a slave" Jimmy Cliff
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Another left vs right rant eh?
You do point out some Neocon hypocrisy, good for you for calling it out.

Well, I'm conservative, just not the phony kind of Neocon Republican.

Have you considered calling out some of the hypocrisy spouted by Democrats?

A bit more logic on your part and you are dangerously close to being a Libertarian. :idea:
 
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jersey boi

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Dark Seducer said:
I am surprised that anyone on here has the nerve to call themselves "Conservative", and that everyone else on here trusts them after what Bush and company did to Med growers and sellers.. The Conservatives have been and always will be against legalization, even for medical purposes. The cons scream for states rights until it comes to marijuana and gay marriage, then they want the feds to step in. DO NOT TRUST THE CONSERVATIVES OR THE REPUBLICANS THEY WILL SHUT DOWN ALL MEDICAL MARIJUANA DESPENSORIES THE INSTANT THEY GET BACK IN POWER. THREE STRIKES/YOUR OUT WAS DESIGNED TO SHRINK THE RANKS OF THE LEFT BY TURNING ALL POT SMOKERS INTO FELONS WITHOUT VOTING RIGHTS. IF YOU KNOW A CONSERVATIVE WHO SMOKES POT HE IS EITHER A HYPOCRIT OR A NARC. You can ban me if you would like the only reason I logged on to this site was because I saw a lot of anti- Obama postings and I couldn't believe that people on a med marijuana forum would actually want the Republicans back in office when Obama and Holder told the DEA to lay off targeting the med despensories and grow ops the way they were during the bush years.

If you want to go back to the days of the government prying into your private life, telling you who you can sleep with, who you can marry, what you can smoke, what movies are Christian enough for you to watch, then vote Republican. but if you would like to see marijuana one day be legalized then vote independent or dem. "I would rather be a free man in my grave than live as a puppet or a slave" Jimmy Cliff
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conservativez = narcs. everytime any1z fighting against medical marijuana why iz it alwayz some inbred self rightouz conservative? i wouldnt shit on a conservative if they waz dyin of hypothermia in da desert. fuck em.
 
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