Why we really aren't going to the moon....

either because were going to privitatise the moon and get companies to build and design space travel and moon settlement for profit or because aliens have asked our ambassotor or whoever they talk to to have us stop space exploration.

Because Aliens seen us on our last mission to space and stopped the astronauts and told them not to come back because they were on the aliens "Turf". Now unless you wanna get a plasma gun from Halo shoved up your orifice i suggest you never try and go to the moon. The aliens made it very clear that we would start a war if we kept poking out of the sea monkey world that we O'so love and we wanna get to the moon but WTF!! do you really wanna get blown up by jet fuel because some douche bag didn't do his job right, or because Georgie stole money from the program and they had to go to china for parts, so you know everything from there will break!! Some deep shit i just put you onto
Im am so fucking HIGH right now.. Geeze

This must be the Comedy central thread now...!!

Ur all miserably WRONG!!

But in a funny way!!

So when do I pop this balloon?

Tomorrow... me thinks, unless ... unless. (suspense music)

Yes, I'm smoking hash ....

because they don't want us breeding with aliens.. DUHH!! So obvious Cpt. KNow it alllol Im sorry' i am SUPER stoned right now..

F'n Capt. Obvious strikes again!!

Me too...

I'm going to watch a movie till I fall asleep and forgot I watched it.

Feel free to (fill in the blank) till I'm back on tomorrow.

It's LUNAcy...

Moon....canceled.

captain obvious would say its because theres no place for the moon in the mason/illuminati secret master plan of world domination.

personally i would say that because theres no evil red empire to trick into a space race as part of an long term strategic intitative combined with an arms buildup to force said evil empire into bankruptcy..... and we gotta get funding for healthcare from somewhere. why not nasa. historically nasa has been like a boat.. a hole in the water you throw money into.

i flagged that post its going too far, i think we sold all rights to the moon to the chines

I head it was because there is a element on the moon witch we can make into a propultion device (new rockets). I dont rember what it was.

SCARHOLE said:

I head it was because there is a element on the moon witch we can make into a propultion device (new rockets). I dont rember what it was.

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H2O??? that would work or Hydrogen? we can go but we're not and haven't been

Great answers!! Just what I expected from a bunch of stoners!

How long you going to make us wait?

hydrogen 3 , that is a reason to go ,not what was asked in the OP

LOL..man to the moon...Thats just comedy.!!!! When was the first so called date...???? oh yeah July 20, 1969...hmmm just with basic knowledge using ENIAC tech....ROFL..ok sorry....the moon journey is just funny to me...but I guess you would know Cracker.

SouthernGanja said:

We're Broke.

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im going to second this; the reason, no matter what conspiracy someone comes up with, is that were deep in debt and not making enough income to get out any time. we cannot afford to be launching multi million dollar rockets into space because were in a pointless war for oil... i mean war on terror

cph said:

Great answers!! Just what I expected from a bunch of stoners!

How long you going to make us wait?

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I was going to respond I will let you all know tonite.... BUT.... read just below because.... ding ding ding.... we have a WINNER!!!!

robert 14617 said:

hydrogen 3 , that is a reason to go ,not what was asked in the OP

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Robert.... you are the big winner on this thread! Well done!!

That is EXACTLY why Obama killed the project.

Since you have taken the time to be truly informed, I will let you go ahead and take a crack at filling in the info gap for everyone else.

So let them all know what is so amazing about Hydro-3.

Again...well done!!

http://www.spacedaily.com/2004/041126084122.6pp9f0wx.html the end of our dependence on fossil fuel the oil co. would loose there minds

so its helium 3 and not hydrogen 3 right? regardless, i still think it comes down to dollar signs digits and oil adiction

would it be worth destroying the moon, cause of tides and other phnominon on this plantet for a few years worth of fuel? i say thats why were not doing it, but thats no reason not to go there. if we dont go (again, for the first time?) then some poor RIU member wont be able to grow marijuana on it....

helium3.... i wasn't sure but i knew it was one of the elements given off by the nuclear reaction of the sun

If so.... then why was it Bush (the evil oil friend) to propose the COMMERCIAL adventure of the Constellation program?

I think big Oil sees this as an OPPORTUNITY.

What Obama & his environmental posse does NOT want is for the planet to have no energy worries.

H-3 is totally unique and does NOT exist on earth. A radioactive free isotope which will produce 100% clean energy for the ENTIRE planet for at least 400 years.

it's not big oil which doesn't want this.... it's the environmentalists...now if that is not a big heaping bucket of hypocrisy, I don't know what is.

It's a HUGE loss for the ENTIRE planet..... all thanks to Obama!!!!



And NOW you know why the CHINESE are so intent on getting to the moon themselves. Obama has ceded it to them and sold out the USA ... again.

The biggest story you never heard of.... it's HUGE.

Obama continues to keep expanding his reputation of being inexperienced or hateful (take your pick)


edit: yes kaleo is correct (now that it has been given up)...but I know Robert knows.... so he still wins..
the country and entire PLANET LOSES!!!!

It's because there are secret alien bases on the dark side of the moon. These aliens who are in fact secretly ruling our planet through our elected government officials around the world. Now when they get word that these earthlings/slaves are trying to go back to the moon and beyond. They have no choice but to stop the program for fear of being found out. Just remember that they do walk among us. Your Neighbor could be one, your wife, husband, best friend, The President of the United States and lets not forget GOD?

Hey it's my story and I'll tell it like I want. Now gimme my prize.

heres your prize but its time to tighten your foil hat and take your medication