Would you be gay if?

ya that would be fukin gay lol

What if it was a dick shaped lollipop from Spencers...would you be gay for sucking on it...they had my favorite flavor

Zekedogg said:

What if it was a dick shaped lollipop from Spencers...would you be gay for sucking on it...they had my favorite flavor

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only if somebody saw you.

Zekedogg said:

What if it was a dick shaped lollipop from Spencers...would you be gay for sucking on it...they had my favorite flavor

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haha only if sum1 saw u.. fo sho

This whole fuckin thread is hilarious. That link provided by Zeke on how to suck yourself off, and a few of the comments made by Fdd had me laughing out loud. Crazy shit man.................
























And yes...if I could, I would blow myself everyday...

im gonna sayyyyyyyyyyy
I'm confuzzled... lol

My cousin broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.



You should have heard his mother when she found him in his room.

what if you made some type of hose, then sucked on the hose while it was attached to your dick? then would you be gay?

fdd2blk said:

what if you made some type of hose, then sucked on the hose while it was attached to your dick? then would you be gay?

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no because no dick touches your mouth, it is totally fine. a shop vac of some sort with velvet or fur rigged up in it would do too.

A fur lined shop vac...lmao

J - Dog said:

My cousin broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.



You should have heard his mother when she found him in his room.

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WTF?!!? your kidding??

That is halarious

panhead said:

A fur lined shop vac...lmao

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x2...

Openingkool said:

WTF?!!? your kidding??

That is halarious

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Yes, I'm kidding..

Thats off of the movie "Clerks"

J - Dog said:

Yes, I'm kidding..

Thats off of the movie "Clerks"

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I was gonna mention Clerks but it was an urban legend before that even. Still was hilarious though!

panhead said:

A fur lined shop vac...lmao

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lol she never talks down to me.

Erniedytn said:

x2...

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man i need to get that smiley haha. i guess in jail they call them fur lined things fifi's or something.

If you want the smiley just save it to your pc and upload it to photobucket. Then use the IMG tag to post it here.

Erniedytn said:

If you want the smiley just save it to your pc and upload it to photobucket. Then use the IMG tag to post it here.

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i know i have been to lazy lol. here we go

so i've come to this conclusion...

Giving myself head is pretty difficult .. and here's why

1. there's a dick in my mouth
2. its my own dick

thats the exact oposite of arousal

_secret said:

so i've come to this conclusion...

Giving myself head is pretty difficult .. and here's why

1. there's a dick in my mouth
2. its my own dick

thats the exact oposite of arousal

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LMAO

This whole thread is just too much, talking about sucking dick with a hose and then it's not gay because you're not actually touching your own dick...so could you just use a rubber and since you're not actually touching your dick with your mouth, is it not gay?

What's with all this anyways? What's wrong with a good old fashioned blow job?

iDookie said:

So if a guy could suck his own dick,
would he be gay?

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It just might be GAY to ask the question... =O