Would you be gay if?

listen idk if its gay or not to suck your own dick but. if your gay and you suck your own dick then obveously your gay. but if your strait and you suck your own dick then .......damn idk lol i guess if u wanna be technical sucking your own dick is masterbation. anything you do to yourself is masterbation. but......damn! u gotta be pretty horny to suck your own dick. i mean me personally i LOVE pussy. pussy is my shit. all i want in life is pussy weed and alcohol. so all of you dudes who are sack chasers, u dont know what your missin!!!. i got a question related to this thread. ARE YOU GAY IF YOU LET A GIRL LICK YOUR ASSHOLE? me and a couple of my friends had this convorsation. and 4 out of 5 said they would so idk. you decide

bigballin007 said:

ummm me so horny.... Can I help ya with that? I don't mind em hairy, fat, or smelly! Even old pussies are the bomb, nothing better than pussy lips that sag to the knee's, Jking........

don't get your panties in a bind I'm just messin with ya.... I'm happily involved with a great woman who would kick my ass if she even knew I wrote that!

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lmao i cant breathe!

I think we're going to cover all the possibilities here. I don't think a dude's gay for getting a rim job. I am personally kinda grossed out by the idea, but wouldn't mind if my dude's tongue 'accidentally' stumbled upon it so to speak. Oh, and as for the autofellatio, I agree that it is a good indeication that it's time for some pussy (that is if you're a heterosexual)-or some dick besides your own (if you're gay). I'd have to guess that a lot of guys have tried it at least once. nothing to be ashamed of-I'd like to watch!

I've tried unsuccessfully......

ok your not "gay" if u try it but if u do then its gay but your not gay!...unles you really are lol

lol. it's gay, but you're not gay. I fucking love that.

So is that Pennywise givin ole' boy a reacharound in your avatar there porchmonkey?

porchmonkey4life said:

lol. it's gay, but you're not gay. I fucking love that.

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lmao. basicly your right, the IDEA of sucking your own dick IS gay. eventhough YOUR not. unless your are gay. then .......your gay. lol i think i got it.

Erniedytn said:

So is that Pennywise givin ole' boy a reacharound in your avatar there porchmonkey?

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no. it's a story about a gay punk dude that fantasizes about the clown he sees in the other building everyday or something...he fantasizes about being raped by the clown, from what I remember.

porchmonkey4life said:

no. it's a story about a gay punk dude that fantasizes about the clown he sees in the other building everyday or something...he fantasizes about being raped by the clown, from what I remember.

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lmaoooo!!!!

If you're into that kind of thing...its actually a pretty common sexual fantasy...lots of people have rape fantasies-mostly women. It's the anonymity of it that makes it hot...that it could be anybody behind the mask...kinda scoobydoo-ish, but you get the idea.

porchmonkey4life said:

If you're into that kind of thing...its actually a pretty common sexual fantasy...lots of people have rape fantasies-mostly women. It's the anonymity of it that makes it hot...that it could be anybody behind the mask...kinda scoobydoo-ish, but you get the idea.

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So how many grams does your ear weigh?

this thread reminds of a joke my buddy told me a while back. he was my roomate at the time and was out all night partying. he told me in the morning as we were eating breakfast.

hes like "dude, i got soooo close to get my dick sucked last night, i was like what the hell happened, he says my ribs got in the way. but i was soooo close."

You know that was you, man. don't even try.

porchmonkey4life said:

If you're into that kind of thing...its actually a pretty common sexual fantasy...lots of people have rape fantasies-mostly women. It's the anonymity of it that makes it hot...that it could be anybody behind the mask...kinda scoobydoo-ish, but you get the idea.

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hmmmm givin me foreplay ideas *writes down notes* lol