You know your too stoned when.......

When your in line for a gas pump and space out. but meanwhile your ipod converter cuts out and goes to radio and it takes you 3 minutes to realize your blasting kelly clarkson and everyone is looking at you like your... well... stoned.

Kodank Moment said:

You know you're stoned when:

4. All you can do is think about food and everything reminds you of food. Even things that shouldn't. Like tires.

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i saw this and thought do-nuts. then i wanted some

it takes 5 mins just to get past Kodank's adavatar's bouncing titties.

you watch something fall and see it happening in time to save it but just watch, like your bong damn that White Rhino

When u turn on the Tv and never turn the channel...It just stays on TV Guide

you know you're to stoned when you cross the border by accident with 300 bucks worth of pot in your purse

...you also know when you're to stoned when you attempt to make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it ends up as a peanut butter and tomatoe sauce sandwich...

you know you're stoned when ur piss smells like the reefer.

MaryJanie420 said:

...you also know when you're to stoned when you attempt to make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it ends up as a peanut butter and tomatoe sauce sandwich...

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i think your too stoned if you ate that sandwich...tomotatoe??? dang that would be crazy blend

...lol yeah I did eat it...thats how I found the toms...

MaryJanie420 said:

...lol yeah I did eat it...thats how I found the toms...

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hey mand any food is munchie food lol

MaryJanie420 said:

you know you're to stoned when you cross the border by accident with 300 bucks worth of pot in your purse

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DAAAAAMN that is crazy

you know your too stoned when your holding a silica gel packet (the "do not eat!" stuff) in one hand and a chip in the other then you fuck with your friends and act like your gonna eat the packet then you don't but less than a minute later you accidently end up throwing the packet in your mouth! hahah oh thc.

you know you're stoned when you completely space out and miss a whole green light, thus holding up at least 40-50 pissed of rednecks.

indianaman said:

you know you're stoned when you completely space out and miss a whole green light, thus holding up at least 40-50 pissed of rednecks.

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i do this in my town on purpose haha they like to drive slow anyways so who caressssss

well aren't you the popular one then? the rednecks 'round here are the methy gun totin' wal-mart lovers. they always in a hurry in thar' fancy trucks.

.......when you post in this thread daily.

indianaman said:

well aren't you the popular one then? the rednecks 'round here are the methy gun totin' wal-mart lovers. they always in a hurry in thar' fancy trucks.

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yea same here. they got "Oil Field Trash" or some shit on there Dodge Dually. i figure they do what they want i can too.

you go to wal-mart and all the rednecks turn heads as you go by smellin you then get angry their missin out

You know you are too stoned when...

You try turn off your shower with a light switch.

you know your too stoned when you get a bang on your door from your downstairs neighbor at 12:30 saying there is a bunch of red water coming from her ceiling because you forgot to put the lid back on your dwc container correctly. Good thing shes a dumb blonde, I told her my fish tank seal broke and all the water leaked out. WHEW.

you know you're too stoned when you fall up the stairs.

when you find yourself in front of a pile of stems and an ashtray full of weed.