You might have Asperger's...

If, "you like anime." If, "people telling you to shut up is a daily occurance and at times you even tell yourself to shut up." We can all voice our opinion on the DSM and tell it to fuck off! We are way different as Aspies than we are the same as classical autism or an NT. But pretty much all Aspies are more similar to any NT.

ass burger with cheese.

So very funny.

sounds like my son. He just turned 22 and still (secretly) likes anime and I have threatened him with pepto for the mouth diarrhea more than a zillion times in his life LOL

thanks for clearing this up for me. I've read a lot about Aspergers and I was sure he exhibited the signs.

If several times a week you say, "What attitude, why do you keep asking that?" I don't have an attitude. You're the one who attacked me. Calm down, already.

dude the shit don't exist, its a fake disease created by people who dont want to go out and have friends. or people who are social. its something they came up with to get more money for giving people something new to have.........hey does your pits sweat when its hot, does it stink.... well then you may have swamp ass, swamp ass is a disease that is characterized by the sweating and smelling of your pits and or ass. if you or someone you know is experiencing swamp ass seek a psychiatrist for our new pill.

Silas, you realy need to shut up if you don't understand. Does your own voice in your head always feel louder than a rock concert? Flouresent lights and the wheel chair loading lift beep make you so dizzy you fall dowm? Will you read up on blu-ray player forums about other source direct players which are a minimum of $400 for at least 2 hours a day after already buying a source direct player. Normal touch feels fine but a feathery touch is like fire. You constantly feel a tingly sensation. People's faces look so different because they can move you get distracted and can't tell a smart ass smile, so you think they like you. Then they say, fuck off. Why? People who are strangers give you funny looks, you ask if they need something, you are treated like you don't exist. Someone would fake all that?

If you spent 7th grade upside down in trash cans.

I love these "you might have aspergers" jokes. Just add "...you might have aspergers" to the end of each listed joke.

1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
7. You own a homemade fur coat.
8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
26. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
27. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
28. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
29. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
30. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
31. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
32. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
34. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
35. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
36. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
37. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
38. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
39. Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
40. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
41. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
42. You've ever bought a used cap.
43. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
44. You pick your teeth from a catalog.
45. You've ever financed a tattoo.
46. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
47. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
48. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
49. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
50. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
51. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
52. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
53. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
54. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
55. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
56. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
57. you have ever used lard in bed.
58. you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
59. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
60. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
61. someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
62. The primary color of your car is bondo.
63. directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
64. your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
65. you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
66. you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
67. Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
68. your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
69. you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
70. you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
71. you have a rag for a gas cap.
72. the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
73. you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
74. you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
75. your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
76. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
77. you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
78. your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
79. you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
80. your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
81. your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
82. the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
83. you mow the front yard and find a car.
84. your other truck is made by John Deere.
85. you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
86. going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
87. you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
88. you ever got too drunk to fish.
89. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
90. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
91. You've ever used lard in bed.
92. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
93. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
94. There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
95. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
96. Fewer than half of your cars run.
97. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
98. The primary color of your car is "bondo".
99. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
100. You stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.

Guy, you have no clue what Asperger's is like, at all.

I don't think making fun of people who suffer from context and social issues is very funny. Kinda rude and childish.

And that was clearly a list of things rednecks do. Have some class people we have a few members who may find this thread very offensive.

I talk myself into a rage just pisses me off when no one understands and says it's not going to be that... Screw you.
Then I smoke and sit out back.
I hate to be interrupted

It's a fucking toke and talk forum, lighten up. It was clearly a list of red neck jokes, that was the joke. I like that you are able to diagnose me through riu though. You don't have a clue what I have a clue about. How do you know I don't have aspergers myself? Or any family members with aspergers?

HAY. US ANIME LOVING WEEABOOS DON'T HAVE ASSBURGERS, WE ARE JUST WELL CULTURED. lol~

all I think of when I hear aspergers is Nicholas Cage. Ugh I hate him, he's so awful.

Start a thread in the T&T and be ready to take the good with the bad serious and not.

guy incognito said:

It's a fucking toke and talk forum, lighten up. It was clearly a list of red neck jokes, that was the joke. I like that you are able to diagnose me through riu though. You don't have a clue what I have a clue about. How do you know I don't have aspergers myself? Or any family members with aspergers?

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It's better if people don't assume things . I did think the list itself is funny..but I'd rather not make fun of people who may not be able to understand the sarcasm or humor hun..if u understood anything about asperges u would get what im saying.

People with aspergers still understand sarcasm. And detecting sarcasm in written form is totally different from detecting it in a live conversation. I think even someone with aspergers could have detected it with the list of obvious red neck jokes.

I think I'm just batshit fucking crazy,you may be too.

lolikun said:

HAY. US ANIME LOVING WEEABOOS DON'T HAVE ASSBURGERS, WE ARE JUST WELL CULTURED. lol~

all I think of when I hear aspergers is Nicholas Cage. Ugh I hate him, he's so awful.

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Anime is fairly close to how Asperger's see the world. The people are more static and the background more detail.

TigerClock said:

I think I'm just batshit fucking crazy, and I may be too.

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Is this what you really meant ?