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I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. That thread name was staring me in the face like something purple and bulbous.

So come on in to the club lounge and let's have some cock tales.

Hi, guys! I have a drug test in the morning, and I just stopped dabbing an hour ago. I'm 5 foot even and about 385 pounds, so I'm a little wider than I am tall. I picked up some snake oil from my local head shop that guarantees I'll pass, so I'm not too worried about it. I've done a search, and...

Tom Morello has heard the new Tool album "...sounded epic, majestic, symphonic, brutal, beautiful, tribal, mysterious, deep, sexy and VERY Tool" by Lake Schatz December 12, 2017, 11:25pm Tool drummer Danny Carey promised fans that the band’s hotly anticipated new album would finally hit...

Well, it's that time of year again. It's gonna be a COLD one in Chicago, may not make it out of the 30s f. Just ten days ago I was out busking in 80 degree weather, crazy. A popular saying here is that if you don't like the weather, just wait 15 minutes. Another popular saying is you have an...

I just wanted to give a shout out to the person who gives a shout out to everyone, @curious2garden Beside her many great attributes, she makes it a point to remember everyone's special day, and makes us all look good in the process. Thanks for taking the time to make this place a little more...

ok so my weed ate dog candy it probably had like 4 grams of mid mutt in it. Will it be fine? One time my weed jumped on the counter and ate a whole batch of regular brownies and it was fine. Idk if I'm too paranoid. Any help would be great

I was gonna buy one but I think Terry Kevin and Allen all love this product way too much. You want one for Christmas @Gary Goodson? Screenshot at 4:20 was not planned... But awesome...

Not long ago I experienced something odd yet of no consequence involving one (1) of my armpit hairs. Looking for a context in which to rationalize a) telling it and b) feeling smug about it, I sought a category that might merit a thread. T&T has several long-running threads where the old-timers...

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For our French lurkers, I wish you a lovely 225th anniversary of the taking of the Pill.

Imagine if a solar flare hit earth and everything electrical instantly stopped working. No cars, computers, credit cards, etc... Would you manage not to fap? What's your game plan if it is impossible? Describe the scenario you'd be in for where you live, city or countryside. I'm getting a...

Master gave dobby a sock. dobby is free.

hello there is a new game of hide the sausage fucker .......like always just walk up and say hi sausage fucker and we will get fucked up bullshit and u win ass (amount of ass depends on when u find me and how much i have spent on beer) but 20 50 100 minutes is the normal plus we get super gay...

I'm in current negotiations with the girlfriend to give up a POS boyfriend. If she don't Ill order one. Using the power supply, a car radio and two speakers. I'm going to play music for my pants 24/7. I'm currently using a mini boom box turd on the outside of the closet. Stuck an iPhone in my...

Because three threads saying the same fucking thing just aren't enough. Hope yours is going well...

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/19/business/media/bill-oreilly-fox-news-allegations.html

the March of holidays continues!