Most baked you ever been?

Mr. Bongwater

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idk if theres already a thread for this but i couldn't for the life of me find it, please delete it and post me a link first if there is. The most baked I've ever been was from a bowl of kush what wasn't even a fat one what happened a few months before i graduated, i was coughing for a good 10 min since I'm not used to bong at all and smoked 99% joints in my time. The first 10 min I was sat up on a stool and had a bad uneasy anxious feeling and felt like i needed to get up and go, what i always get, is that normal??? I remember me and my friends hopped in his car and we were going back to school and the first thing i thought was "im way to baked for this" in the car i almost felt like i was gonna green out, i felt really really baked like never before not even when i smoked a 7 gram joint that time. I remember I looked out the window and everything looked different and felt different, my friend couldn't even parallel park he was that baked so we parked in a teacher spot lol. When I hopped out of the car people were laughing in the distance and i thought they were all laughing at me for some reason, i remember i walked into math class with a big ol grin and chinese eyed to the max and my friend looked over and my friend automatically knew i was cooked and started laughing. I sat down in my seat and felt completely melted, baked out of mind, didn't know where i was or what the fuck was going on. Somebody asked me how to spell my name and i spelled out my nick name what everybody always called me, i thought my name was my nick name! anyways i was cooked for a good 3 and a half hours, wasn't the longest it ever lasted but i just felt so damn baaaked never got like that since. My friend smoked 3 bowls of the same kush and he dosen't smoke often and he said had to talk to the cops afterwards for something unrelated, he said he was baked for 13 hours!
 

Husseinps

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idk if theres already a thread for this but i couldn't for the life of me find it, please delete it and post me a link first if there is. The most baked I've ever been was from a bowl of kush what wasn't even a fat one what happened a few months before i graduated, i was coughing for a good 10 min since I'm not used to bong at all and smoked 99% joints in my time. The first 10 min I was sat up on a stool and had a bad uneasy anxious feeling and felt like i needed to get up and go, what i always get, is that normal??? I remember me and my friends hopped in his car and we were going back to school and the first thing i thought was "im way to baked for this" in the car i almost felt like i was gonna green out, i felt really really baked like never before not even when i smoked a 7 gram joint that time. I remember I looked out the window and everything looked different and felt different, my friend couldn't even parallel park he was that baked so we parked in a teacher spot lol. When I hopped out of the car people were laughing in the distance and i thought they were all laughing at me for some reason, i remember i walked into math class with a big ol grin and chinese eyed to the max and my friend looked over and my friend automatically knew i was cooked and started laughing. I sat down in my seat and felt completely melted, baked out of mind, didn't know where i was or what the fuck was going on. Somebody asked me how to spell my name and i spelled out my nick name what everybody always called me, i thought my name was my nick name! anyways i was cooked for a good 3 and a half hours, wasn't the longest it ever lasted but i just felt so damn baaaked never got like that since. My friend smoked 3 bowls of the same kush and he dosen't smoke often and he said had to talk to the cops afterwards for something unrelated, he said he was baked for 13 hours!
You talk too much
 

bu$hleaguer

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Got baked after school before soccer practice one time about 17 years ago now from a bong on the side of my house. Me and the other three dudes went to practice after and I couldn't stop laughing and my depth perception was all fucked up. I was trying to pass the ball and I'd kick it like half way there or just boot the hell out of it. We tried to stay out behind a goal and just pass to each other to wake ourselves up but it wasn't working.
Coach called us all in to a circle and then started having us line up and do 1 on 1s at him and then shoot on goal. When it was my turn I started at the coach, tried to make a move but stepped on the ball, and fell on my fucking ass. Everybody laughed but my coach wasn't amused. I assume he knew what was up, I could barely stand up. I stumbled around for the rest of practice like someone had just beat the fuck out of me. That was the beginning of the end of my athletic self.
 
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thump easy

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so baked i was on the other side of the street driving into on coming traffic but then again some made a wet dady wen i was just of age to drive
 

abe supercro

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idk if theres already a thread for this but i couldn't for the life of me find it, please delete it and post me a link first if there is. The most baked I've ever been was from a bowl of kush what wasn't even a fat one what happened a few months before i graduated, i was coughing for a good 10 min since I'm not used to bong at all and smoked 99% joints in my time. The first 10 min I was sat up on a stool and had a bad uneasy anxious feeling and felt like i needed to get up and go, what i always get, is that normal??? I remember me and my friends hopped in his car and we were going back to school and the first thing i thought was "im way to baked for this" in the car i almost felt like i was gonna green out, i felt really really baked like never before not even when i smoked a 7 gram joint that time. I remember I looked out the window and everything looked different and felt different, my friend couldn't even parallel park he was that baked so we parked in a teacher spot lol. When I hopped out of the car people were laughing in the distance and i thought they were all laughing at me for some reason, i remember i walked into math class with a big ol grin and chinese eyed to the max and my friend looked over and my friend automatically knew i was cooked and started laughing. I sat down in my seat and felt completely melted, baked out of mind, didn't know where i was or what the fuck was going on. Somebody asked me how to spell my name and i spelled out my nick name what everybody always called me, i thought my name was my nick name! anyways i was cooked for a good 3 and a half hours, wasn't the longest it ever lasted but i just felt so damn baaaked never got like that since. My friend smoked 3 bowls of the same kush and he dosen't smoke often and he said had to talk to the cops afterwards for something unrelated, he said he was baked for 13 hours!
not baked enuf to read bong water..... try a paragraph.... n break that wall of text up bro.
 

ChingOwn

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I remember being like sixteen and at the hippie dealers house dude went by the name littlefoot.. well if you went to his house you had to sit there for a while and smoke weed so it didn't look like you were in and out (you know weird dealer shit like pineapple express)Littlefoot was hittin up on some younger chic with a kid that was homeless she went by Auto.
Well we are all high as shit and like 16 years old and that chic takes her shirt off and started breast feeding both titties hanging out me and my buddies lost are shit trying not to feel awkward.. we had to bail running out the house laughing our asses off made to the next intersection giggling like little girls romped the curb and took out a fire hydrant. Then yup..Scattered on foot like cock a roaches
 

mr sunshine

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you know you're too baked when you vomit. this can mostly occur with super concentrated medibles.

did I write too much?
I smoke weed till I throw up everyday! It takes me 4 min to recover after the first splurge of vomit. I take two more hits and throw up one more time. By this point in forced to consider myself high!
 

Mr. Bongwater

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I once got so baked, I fell asleep.
i once got so baked i gave u a slap for trolling it aint funny

You talk too much
got to explain the whole story

Got baked after school before soccer practice one time about 17 years ago now from a bong on the side of my house. Me and the other three dudes went to practice after and I couldn't stop laughing and my depth perception was all fucked up. I was trying to pass the ball and I'd kick it like half way there or just boot the hell out of it. We tried to stay out behind a goal and just pass to each other to wake ourselves up but it wasn't working.
Coach called us all in to a circle and then started having us line up and do 1 on 1s at him and then shoot on goal. When it was my turn I started at the coach, tried to make a move but stepped on the ball, and fell on my fucking ass. Everybody laughed but my coach wasn't amused. I assume he knew what was up, I could barely stand up. I stumbled around for the rest of practice like someone had just beat the fuck out of me. That was the beginning of the end of my athletic self.
lol yeah i remember one time i hit a half gram of sour kush in a bong before gym class where we were playing soccer but i wasn't any worse at it but one time me and my friend got baked for kick ball in gym class and we fucked up a bunch of times lol running when we weren't supposed to and kicking the ball when we were out field
 

Skuxx

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When I didn't smoke for a year because of legal issues, I took a few dabs after getting off and was kind of tripping. The head high was incredible... Definitely not worth going a year without though!
 

a senile fungus

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Smoked a dab of Gorilla Glue #4 at a meeting of Michigan RIU peeps and I was fucked for hours.

If I stood I was falling over, if I sat I was falling asleep, and I got all cross-eyed and couldn't fix it for like an hour.

I was royally fucked and probably didn't speak for about three hours.

Hahaha gg#4 is serious shit, lol. My friends won't take more than a hit at a time!
 

Mr. Bongwater

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Smoked a dab of Gorilla Glue #4 at a meeting of Michigan RIU peeps and I was fucked for hours.

If I stood I was falling over, if I sat I was falling asleep, and I got all cross-eyed and couldn't fix it for like an hour.

I was royally fucked and probably didn't speak for about three hours.

Hahaha gg#4 is serious shit, lol. My friends won't take more than a hit at a time!
man oh man i hope i can try dabs one day i wouldn't even know where to get a dabber
 
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