"Ganga Growing Girls are Hard to FIND"...

My last gyno appt, I was getting my IUD removed.

I was in the stirrups, and I had told him I was worried it would hurt to get removed. The nurse was there...and the FUN is about to begin. And by fun - I mean the potential of excruciating pain - because I don't know what popping one of those suckers feels like - and my mind usually expects the WORST.

The conversation went as follows:

Gyno: "I am going to have to touch you now"
Yessie: "Well if you did it with your MIND I would be really impressed"

(insertion of weird alien-rape spectrometer, and then slight tug)

Gyno: "Ok, all done"
Yessie: "Get the HELL outta here!!!"
Gyno: "I will, but I'm going to need a minute to remove this spectrometer."

He gets me...

Also - didn't hurt AT ALL - BOOM!
 
Some chick tried to bait me once. She said "its okay, I have an IUD go ahead and cum." I say "you have a bomb and expect me to cum?" She says "it's birth control stick your finger in there you can even feel it." So Im basically finger banging her looking for an IED or IUD I couldn't find it,it was fun looking though. The whole thing seemed funny to me she wouldn't let me use a condom. It's a good thing she liked swallowing.
 
Dr.Pecker said:
Some chick tried to bait me once. She said "its okay, I have an IUD go ahead and cum." I say "you have a bomb and expect me to cum?" She says "it's birth control stick your finger in there you can even feel it." So Im basically finger banging her looking for an IED or IUD I couldn't find it,it was fun looking though. The whole thing seemed funny to me she wouldn't let me use a condom. It's a good thing she liked swallowing.
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Shouldn't negotiate with terrorists, Doc
 
MD914 said:
Aww shucks Foothills :oops: Your always such a sweet guy!
Thanks :bigjoint:
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He's only sweet as long as you're talking about your gyno exam. Don't fall for his tricks. We went out one time and the moment I stopped talking about colonoscopies he was at another table giving the sexy nice guy routine to a pornstar who was telling him about anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvenation.

I'm onto you now, @Foothills
 
bu$hleaguer said:
He's only sweet as long as you're talking about your gyno exam. Don't fall for his tricks. We went out one time and the moment I stopped talking about colonoscopies he was at another table giving the sexy nice guy routine to a pornstar who was telling him about anal bleaching and vaginal rejuvenation.

I'm onto you now, @Foothills
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Guys trying to run game and your putting him on blast... LMAO...:lol:
 
You're a good guy doc, and you will get better. When threads get moving fast I never keep up. Just don't be like me and you'll do just fine. Been on the boards about 3 decades and still aint got a date. They keep tryen ta tell me it's some marijuana site. :eyesmoke: :leaf:
 
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