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Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
f you really wanna see my dilly, I'll just PM you a pic. Its a full frontal. I had a solo swarthy schlong pic already in my phone that i sent this chick. Got usurped by multiple messages. But i could get a boner, photograph it and pm it to you if you'd like.
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No, I just want you to post it publicly. If you PM one to me, I'm telling. AND going to show everyone, just so you are pre warned.
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
No, I just want you to post it publicly. If you PM one to me, I'm telling. AND going to show everyone, just so you are pre warned.
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I don't care if you show anyone. It's just a big stupid floppy fleshy appendage. I know that, for whatever reason, if i post it publicly, I'll get band. I suppose it's understandable though; tiddies > floppy dills in every aspect.

EDIT: Wheel yew show everyone even if i wrotr your name on it with a marker?
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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SwarthySchlong said:
Oh, ye ol bamboozle
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I'm sorry kinda that I'm giving you such a hard time.

But, you say things intentionally to provoke responses from people, so clearly you're looking for a reaction.

I'll try to leave you alone, and you can do the same for me - k?

I will probably read something you say and think it's heinous and say something again. I be cray.

Anywho - happy raping! hahaha
 
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SwarthySchlong

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Yessica... said:
I'm sorry kinda that I'm giving you such a hard time.

But, you say things intentionally to provoke responses from people, so clearly you're looking for a reaction.

I'll try to leave you alone, and you can do the same for me - k?

I will probably read something you say and think it's heinous and say something again. I be cray.

Anywho - happy raping! hahaha
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Actually, I was not. But if I was, I would say that getting you riled up was effortless. My initial intent was to use this site as a medium of expression while honing my literary prowess.

That unexpectedly was diverted to a homoerotic/homophobic fiasco.
 
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Snake Plisken said:
that's what she does when she's losing, shouts gay
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I have observed. Regressing to a more simple state ;Taking it back to middle school. She'd make for quite an entertaining politician with this type of rationale.

"How do you respond to the general populace's disdain for your handling of Foreign Affairs, Senator Yessica"

"Umm they're gay. Smegma cocks. Gay guys boning. Homosexual epithets. Dilly sucking. Anal prolapse. Gay stuff. You gay. He gay. They gay. Gay men"



"Ummmmm,,,, ok. *Feigns cough* friggin weirdo *concludes cough feigning* "
 
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