Do you floss your teeth? (poll)

[Unclebaldrick]

i hear crest white strips work as well.

It is very hard to get them to form a proper annulus.

 

[tyler.durden]

My butt too.

How does one get rotten meat in their butt? Second thought, never mind

 

[ebgood]

Ok first of all im a boss, i just wanna get that across, man even my dentist hates when i floss

 

[tyler.durden]

I lacked proper dental hygiene when I was young, so I paid for it (in pain and money) in my 20s. I now have dental PTSD, and cannot STAND the thought of a dentist, so I take immaculate care of my teeth. Brush 3-4 times per day, and floss at least twice. But my secret weapon is h2o2; I dilute it myself from 29% down to about 5-6%, and swish it around in my mouth for at least 3 minutes. Then I use an electric toothbrush to brush while the peroxide is still in my mouth. There is not a millimeter of space even between my teeth, that doesn't get power-washed this way. I smoke and drink coffee, but my teeth are blazingly white, people always do a double-take. If I could apply this neurotic obsession to anything else productive, I'd be a fucking millionaire by now...

 

[vro]

I lacked proper dental hygiene when I was young, so I paid for it (in pain and money) in my 20s. I now have dental PTSD, and cannot STAND the thought of a dentist, so I take immaculate care of my teeth. Brush 3-4 times per day, and floss at least twice. But my secret weapon is h2o2; I dilute it myself from 29% down to about 5-6%, and swish it around in my mouth for at least 3 minutes. Then I use an electric toothbrush to brush while the peroxide is still in my mouth. There is not a millimeter of space even between my teeth, that doesn't get power-washed this way. I smoke and drink coffee, but my teeth are blazingly white, people always do a double-take. If I could apply this neurotic obsession to anything else productive, I'd be a fucking millionaire by now...

how does that work? i use baking soda and coconut oil. what are you buying to do this, and how are you making it exactly?

 

[UncleBuck]

fuck flossing i want to be free

 

[tyler.durden]

how does that work? i use baking soda and coconut oil. what are you buying to do this, and how are you making it exactly?

Nutralife makes the 29% H2O2 that's about $40 for a gallon, the 35% is way fucking expensive. It's getting harder to find, though. I use RO water to get it to the percentage I desire. I'd would start out with 2-3%, my percentage would probably make your mouth a little raw, it took a while to build up that tolerance. Last time I was at the dentist, he said "your teeth are really healthy and strong! How do you keep them so white?" I told him and his reply was, 'You shouldn't do that...' Yeah, 'cause it would put your ass out of business...

 

[iconoclast]

It is very hard to get them to form a proper annulus.

If you're forming them on your anus, you're not using them ass directed.

 

[bluntmassa1]

yea its not. the plaque will still build up and you will lose your gums more and more the older you get. once they are gone you never get them back either

But I do chew Trident after meals.

 

[ODanksta]

FlossinR.I.P Paul Wall

 

[ODanksta]

R.I.P Big Moe

 

[WeedFreak78]

..he heh