Help me choose my haircut style

[Blue Wizard]

Just dunk your head in hairspray and twist it into a huge spike on top of your head before it dries.

 

[The Outdoorsman]

I was gonna suggest this! What a great compromise between long and short! Lol

Don't want to mess with a pissed off chick in a messy bun.

 

[Hookabelly]

shave it bald

 

[Garden Boss]

Ask him (must be male) for:

1. Number 2 shave on the sides.
2. Fade that into that into the existing nightmare of hair you already own.
3. Ask him to rub his junk from the back of your neck to your mouth without breaking contact to your body.
4. Repeat step 3 until it becomes a fluid motion.
5. Tip him well, especially if step 3 didn't slow progress.

 

[neosapien]

You should bring back the Manchu queue. It's so boss.

 

[cannabineer]

One word ... tonsure

 

[Grandpapy]

Enjoy it, you'll need fewer as time goes on.

 

[Elwood Diggler]

flattop boogie with a man bun

don't forget the low rider skinny jeans with the roomy crotch. it'll fool em

 

[Commander Strax]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

 

[Unclebaldrick]

And what the fuck was happening in 1962 and 63? Were men actually sporting the Bismarck look and the Jack the Ripper era dandy look? And why doesn't Ringo show up until 1965?

 

[abe supercro]

dude you want a stylish winter cut.

 

[WeedFreak78]

It's winter..let the mane grow..do something in the spring.

 

[curious2garden]

what about a pompadour?

Pompadon't

 

[neosapien]

And what the fuck was happening in 1962 and 63? Were men actually sporting the Bismarck look and the Jack the Ripper era dandy look? And why doesn't Ringo show up until 1965?

Haha, my other reply was going to say something bout Ringo lol. Great minds...

 

[Diabolical666]

It's winter..let the mane grow..do something in the spring.

I bet thats smells ripe

 

[CC Dobbs]

It is no surprise to those who have me that I have not cut my hair since Y2K. Consequently, I now have a long flowing mane that would make Fabio jealous. I am not taking Fabio today - I mean the golden age of Fabio before he got man-boobs.

But I am sick and tired of running into these signs and spending most of my day in line just trying to mail a letter.

So I have decided to cut my hair but am stymied as to what style to choose.

Please help me with your suggestions. I have included some handy references... you know, so we can communicate about this.

You can never go wrong with a mullet.

 

[Yessica...]

Rat tail….or BANGS!

 

[Dr.Pecker]

I dare you.

 

[abe supercro]

my hairdresser is out of her coma

maybe something snazzy for new years.