Get in the Kitchen and Make me a Sandwich, BITCH!

[JackHererSki]

I offered to make my boyfriend a sammich about 15 minutes ago. He declined and said, and I quote, "ew that sounds fucking gross."

His loss. It was amazing. Turkey, avacado, red pepper hummus, red onion, fresh spinach, and sriracha on toasted 3 cheese semolina. Heaven.

Wat?

Scrapple is gross when you think about it and freaking delicious when you just shut up and cook it. Like Abe said its pretty much every part of a pig that can't be sold, mashed through a screen and mixed with cornmeal and broth.


And yes your boyfriend should definitely appreciate you more. My lady does absolutely everything for me and in return I do absolutely everything for her.
If she stopped for a week I'd be fucked

 

[Yessica...]

Scrapple is gross when you think about it and freaking delicious when you just shut up and cook it. Like Abe said its pretty much every part of a pig that can't be sold, mashed through a screen and mixed with cornmeal and broth.


And yes your boyfriend should definitely appreciate you more. My lady does absolutely everything for me and in return I do absolutely everything for her.
If she stopped for a week I'd be fucked

I said "wat" because I had really never heard of scrapple before. Is that another name for Spam?

 

[roseypeach]

I said "wat" because I had really never heard of scrapple before. Is that another name for Spam?

wikipedia says its pork trimmings and fat smashed together with cornmeal....

 

[JackHererSki]

BBQ porkchops with broccoli and garlic noodles....

 

[Yessica...]

BBQ porkchops with broccoli and garlic noodles....

I just ate my grilled cheese without even taking a picture.

It was delicious.

 

[Blue Wizard]

I just ate my grilled cheese without even taking a picture.

It was delicious.

What kinda cheese? This fat chick where I used to work would spread that jalapeno cheese dip that comes in a can on bread and eat it.

Cold from the fridge too.

 

[Yessica...]

What kinda cheese? This fat chick where I used to work would spread that jalapeno cheese dip that comes in a can on bread and eat it.

Cold from the fridge too.

I used swiss, old cheddar, parmesan, AND mozzarella. I had a bunch of assorted shredded cheeses leftover from my lasagna.

I also put a wee bit of mayo on the inside of the sammy, because I'm a dirty dirty girl...

 

[roseypeach]

hi @Yessica... !!

wish I had something delicious to post..that grilled cheese sounds heavenly! I love me some cheese, especially Boar's Head Monterrey Jack with jalapeno. Da bomb!

 

[Yessica...]

Now that I am rid of the asshole ex, I get to eat TWO SAMMIES!!



Local bakery bun, mayo, baby spinach, Swiss cheese, tomato, avocado, egg, applewood smoked bacon, salt and pepper...

Fucking yurm!

P.S. I was a big pussy and only ate one for dinner, and the “second dinner” about an hour later. How embarrassing!

 

[mnbvcxza]

Now that I am rid of the asshole ex, I get to eat TWO SAMMIES!!

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Local bakery bun, mayo, baby spinach, Swiss cheese, tomato, avocado, egg, applewood smoked bacon, salt and pepper...

Fucking yurm!

single you say.





















































will you marry me ?

 

[Gary Goodson]

single you say.





















































will you marry me ?

Gay

 

[mnbvcxza]

Gay

You missed the ' i am'

sorry, i got off on grammar correction and not understanding that me, gary, is such a boring yawning prick.

 

[abe supercro]

that's annoying when ppl place a ton of spaces in their messages, basically forcing someone to scroll down. dick. not funny

 

[Yessica...]

single you say.

will you marry me ?

You missed the ' i am'

sorry, i got off on grammar correction and not understanding that me, gary, is such a boring yawning prick.

that's annoying when ppl place a ton of spaces in their messages, basically forcing someone to scroll down. dick. not funny

I would very much appreciate it if you did not do that thing with the spaces in threads I start.

Abe is right, it is very annoying. I don’t like scrolling.

THANK YOU!

 

[abe supercro]

Abe is right

I didn't hear what else u said.

 

[Yessica...]

I didn't hear what else u said.

Bahahahahahhahahahaha

You're fucking great!

 

[roseypeach]

damn sock puppets...

is anybody even talking?

 

[Yessica...]

damn sock puppets...

is anybody even talking?

WAT?

hahah

Did I miss something good?

Oooooooooooh - did you mean the Mainliner? hahah

I = smrt

 

[roseypeach]

WAT?

hahah

Did I miss something good?

Oooooooooooh - did you mean the Mainliner? hahah

I = smrt

see you're pretty darn smart, I don't care what the haters say

and I LOVES YA!!!

 

[Indagrow]

Thought I had cash on me for lunch... Time to play 'is this bad,and who's is this?' With the work fridge