Creating a religion

[LetsGetCritical]

I would like to create a religion for monetary gain purposes and worshipping the Lord Jesus. Who would like to name this religion for me (I have more important things to do) and who would like to become part of this exciting new religion?

 

[KoSmIcTRaveLer]

I didn't come up with it, but Calvinistisism.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I would like to create a religion for monetary gain purposes and worshipping the Lord Jesus. Who would like to name this religion for me (I have more important things to do) and who would like to become part of this exciting new religion?

I say jesus Christ has enough religions, lets go with the chocolate rain guy.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I say jesus Christ has enough religions, lets go with the chocolate rain guy.
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blasphemer

 

[greasemonkeymann]

blasphemer

i'm bound to spend eternity in a hell that lives under ground. full of hot lava, and such.
If there truly was a god, he'd want me on his side.
Trust me

 

[ThickStemz]

I'm not a believer but I have often thought of getting into it because I'm a good public speaker and the income potential is amazing.

 

[ZaraBeth420]

Call yourself a "Deep Water Cannabist". You know, like the "Deep Water Baptists" of the southeast US.

The religion itself could be called "Deep Water Cannabism".

 

[KoSmIcTRaveLer]

Martin Luther has a religion after him, so should John Calvin.

 

[Che Oshn]

I can symbolize Evil or whatever in your religion for money. Bitcoins accepted.

 

[abalonehx]

I didn't come up with it, but Calvinistisism.

Calvanishtic-catechism? what? Evil Shaman!
Religion makes my brain hurt, durr.

 

[dlftmyers]

Xanax X perc 10's

 

[abalonehx]

nice...

 

[VegasWinner]

I would like to create a religion for monetary gain purposes and worshipping the Lord Jesus. Who would like to name this religion for me (I have more important things to do) and who would like to become part of this exciting new religion?

CCMJ religion, Christian, Catholic Muslim Jewish religion under One GOD sending money for the DOG of GOD. peace

 

[Hazy_Nights.DC]

..brain trap...

 

[Cyrus420]

Religion is the fevered dream of a power hungry individual who's sole purpose is to be a blight on humanity while proclaiming to be the cure.

Religion is an idiots disease. You have to be an idiot to contract it. You have to be an idiot to spread it.

Sad thing is our modern culture rewards idiocy while shaming progress and open mindedness.

Fuck religion and it's pushers.

 

[Hazy_Nights.DC]

I believe in the Universe..that is all..

 

[T.H.Cammo]

I would like to create a religion for monetary gain purposes and worshipping the Lord Jesus.

They already have one - except for the "Lord Jesus" part. It's called SCIENTOLOGY. L. Ron Hubbard schemed-up this whole thing where they worship some Extra-terrestrial Bogyman or something. And somehow it actually qualifies as a (Tax Exempt) religion. Go and figure!

If he can do it, you shouldn't have any trouble!

 

[Hazy_Nights.DC]

It's a myth, ya'll..

 

[cannabineer]

I would like to create a religion for monetary gain purposes and worshipping the Lord Jesus. Who would like to name this religion for me (I have more important things to do) and who would like to become part of this exciting new religion?

Include me out.

L.Ron Hubbard did essentially this. In fact, some say that Scientology was founded on a bar bet.

No matter how he framed it, his tongue-in-cheek new religion has killed many and harmed millions.

In my considered opinion, every single "follow me" religion does great harm. I will go further: every religion necessarily restricts the nature of God to the expressible and is therefore blasphemous. Words are incapable of describing Reality let alone God.

I have identified myself as an agnostic here. If I recall, agnostics are not defined by not knowing if there is a Godhead. It's a bit more than that: agnosticism is the idea that God's nature is basically, fundamentally unknowable by us limited matterbound minds.

Thus I lose interest in religion, and in denouncing religion. It all matter so little except in terms of real human suffering made or eased. The Abrahamic religions have a rather poor track record in that regard.

 

[Hazy_Nights.DC]

Despite being a Buddhist Mormon...collected all the transcripts...Mormon morons...