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SharkBait420

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On Friday I took a urine analysis at a Labcorps. When I gave the cup the the guy he told me that my urine looked diluted and I might get a call in 24 hours to retest. Yesterday was the 4th of July so I am unsure if they were open. Today my employer told me the results might of been delayed because of the holiday but should be in today. I didn't hear anything from Labcorp.

Would have LabCorp contacted me already if I failed?

Will LabCorp contact me before the employer?

Thanks
 
I have dropped some straight water looking tests. Boss told me it was diluted and he was thinking about retesting. I freaked the fuq out and told him it was bull sheet because it was negative and I drink a sheet load of water daily and I will walk the fuq out from harassment. No retest and awesome job as dept director.

Next time get that fake urine, works like a champion no doubt.
 
It was diluted. I drink more than 2 gallons of water that day plus too large cans of Redbull. the Red Bull was to make my piss yellow but my piss was still crystal clear.
 
sounds like the douche was fucking with you a little bit too. he shouldn't have said shit to you. wanted to make you paranoid all weekend.

testing for MJ is bullshit in itself, thankfully it's becoming less popular.
 
The only way you will find out if you failed is if you are reading the want ads and filling out applications. Like @KryptoBud said...no one can tell how dilute a urine sample is by eyesight.

Cx2H said:
Next time get that fake urine, works like a champion no doubt.
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Agreed...I have used synthetic many times works like a charm. Unless you go to work and get handed a bottle and pointed to the john that is.
 
This is the first time I have used someone else's pee (we tested it first, too) and it fuckin sucks.

Hell, I haven't needed it in over 14 years and back then, i was as clean as a whistle.

That place was so damn packed too!! I had over an hour wait with this thing pushing against me and had to pee sooo bad.. . Glad that's over.

Oh well, we'll find out the results tomorrow.
 
bigbillyrocka said:
This is the first time I have used someone else's pee (we tested it first, too) and it fuckin sucks.

Hell, I haven't needed it in over 14 years and back then, i was as clean as a whistle.

That place was so damn packed too!! I had over an hour wait with this thing pushing against me and had to pee sooo bad.. . Glad that's over.

Oh well, we'll find out the results tomorrow.
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Keep a bottle of this laying around for stuff like that. Always works.
 
SharkBait420 said:
It was diluted. I drink more than 2 gallons of water that day plus too large cans of Redbull. the Red Bull was to make my piss yellow but my piss was still crystal clear.
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LMFAO!

1: How many panel test was it?
2: Plain water drinking to clear a test is EASY for the tester to call! Any "excuse" of drinking a lot of water daily being "normal" will get you a hair test fast! Bet ya won't beat that one!

Simple solution to beat CANNABIS testing up to a 10 panel is SIMPLE!

Go to a health food store and get something called GOLDENSEAL TEA....I like the pre-made bags from ALVITA.
Make a 2 cup batch with boiling water and add the water to a thermal mug with the bag in it (add a TBL spoon of dark brown sugar to beat the taste) and let it sit for 8-10 min and squeeze the bag a few times in that. Add Ice and cool it! Drink it up to 1/2 hr before test....Have a MONSTER over a Red Bull for when you do high in-put water use to add back a washed out protein found in all pee and they have tests that include a "threashold" level for that. Monster will add back color better too. Testers LOOK for clear and they call that deceptive to those paying for the test.

This can (GoldenSeal) raise a certain protein level that can be measured in 12 and above panels and Gas Chrome testing - Be careful as that causes a re-test or a FAIL!

Now if it's a single panel THC test - just drink the GoldenSeal and pass - no "over-watering" needed!
 
Dr. Who said:
LMFAO!

1: How many panel test was it?
2: Plain water drinking to clear a test is EASY for the tester to call! Any "excuse" of drinking a lot of water daily being "normal" will get you a hair test fast! Bet ya won't beat that one!

Simple solution to beat CANNABIS testing up to a 10 panel is SIMPLE!

Go to a health food store and get something called GOLDENSEAL TEA....I like the pre-made bags from ALVITA.
Make a 2 cup batch with boiling water and add the water to a thermal mug with the bag in it (add a TBL spoon of dark brown sugar to beat the taste) and let it sit for 8-10 min and squeeze the bag a few times in that. Add Ice and cool it! Drink it up to 1/2 hr before test....Have a MONSTER over a Red Bull for when you do high in-put water use to add back a washed out protein found in all pee and they have tests that include a "threashold" level for that. Monster will add back color better too. Testers LOOK for clear and they call that deceptive to those paying for the test.

This can (GoldenSeal) raise a certain protein level that can be measured in 12 and above panels and Gas Chrome testing - Be careful as that causes a re-test or a FAIL!

Now if it's a single panel THC test - just drink the GoldenSeal and pass - no "over-watering" needed!
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If you like your job and it's important to you, quitting is the best option.
 
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