Grandpapy
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Close to the trickle down cresting point.
What did you accomplish today?
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TacoMac
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That's a VERY good deal. You figure:
- If I go to Home Depot and buy it, it's $1,250 dollars.
- It will then cost me $100 to have it delivered.
- It will then cost me 65$ to rent a truck to haul the old one (which was actually brand new at the time) off to the dump.
- It then cost 50 dollars to dump it.
- Then of course you've got the several hours of work it takes to do it all, plus all the running around. If you figure your time is worth 50 bucks an hour, that's around $250.
So all of that said, I'm sitting on a $1,715 dollar bill and I have to bust my ass doing it all.
Or I give you 2 grand and sit there drinking scotch and watch you do it all. For me, it's a no brainer. (For the record, I paid the guy just over $2,200 dollars to do mine. Still a bargain in my book.)
Chunky Stool
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For failing a random drug test?
Wow! 2000 for a water heater install and that's a good deal? We have gas, the last thing I want is some ignoramus blowing up my home with bad gas work. We put our own replacement in. No big deal. I never realized how lucky I was my dad did all this type of stuff and made me help.
Although I must admit changing out a toilet is intimidating to me. Yes I've helped and yes I'm scared. I am STILL going to change out my own toilets upstairs when we remove the carpet (hopefully next year). I hate carpet.
He's a very strict employer and must uphold his standards!For failing a random drug test?
Indacouch
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Came outside this morning to some serious commotion here at Fuck Farms ....when I got to the corral...this man seen below was literally swinging from the penis of my horse ....arms and legs wrapped around it like some kind of meat rope swing.....
That's him
Also him
You guessed it......
I've reported this man to the local authorities....pretty sure he's Russian BTW .... I guess they've been looking for this guy for a while now ....SMH......molest my fuck ....he's lucky I didn't hurt him ...but my Fuck makes that same noise when I feed him a treat ....so I think he enjoyed it ...((shrug))
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Man see above is wanted for 612 cases of animal molestation. If you see him try not to laugh and call your local authorities immediately.
((He likes Da Cock)) says one local investigator. Click to see more
SMH...sicko
That's him
Also him
You guessed it......
I've reported this man to the local authorities....pretty sure he's Russian BTW .... I guess they've been looking for this guy for a while now ....SMH......molest my fuck ....he's lucky I didn't hurt him ...but my Fuck makes that same noise when I feed him a treat ....so I think he enjoyed it ...((shrug))
WANTED
Man see above is wanted for 612 cases of animal molestation. If you see him try not to laugh and call your local authorities immediately.
((He likes Da Cock)) says one local investigator. Click to see more
SMH...sicko
WeedFreak78
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You have carpeted bathrooms? That's kinda nasty...I woulda ripped that shit out when I moved in.
White carpeting no less at least it is only upstairs. It is disgusting. That's actually pretty common out here in Southern California.
Bareback
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I get 125.00 to reset a toilet ( wax seal + flange bolts ) no warranty
Remove and replace toilet 200.00 + materials 30 day warranty
Remove Ken dolls with turds attached
300.00++ lots of foul language no warranty
I can't stand carpet anywhere. It is so filthy. My downstairs is all tile. Upstairs will soon be all tile too.
We went with hardwood & plenty of throw rugs (arranged just so according to Mrs. GWN) - tile can be a bit chilly on the bare feet in the winter unless one has in floor heating (we do not).
Bareback
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I would love to see the Flying Fuck Farms brand I imagine it to be three Capitol Fs book cased by a pair of wings
@Bob Zmuda can you add illustration to my imagination.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
a steam dryer!
A goodly supply of dry steam might be JUST the thing to have when the grid fails. Think of the utility. You'll be SO popular with neighbors from miles around.
Maybe a dry steam cannon is the necessary accessory.
Chunky Stool
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Businesses charge "what the market will bear", so it sounds like your local guy doesn't have much competition. But it could be tacit collusion. Ya never know; people suck.
Will any business license work to get wholesale prices? Let's say I run a computer repair business out of my house. I can write off part of the landscaping expense on my taxes, so why shouldn't I be able to get wholesale prices on fertilizer?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Aren't peeves wonderful company? But keep an eye on them; they do so like to get out. The feral peeve situation in my neck of the savanna is getting a bit noticeable.
Chunky Stool
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I can tell you stories about carpet in the bathroom! My parents have that shit and my dad (now deceased) was diabetic. Apparently he dribbled a lot, and the piddle pad & carpet were stiff as a board from sugar -- or whatever was in his pee.
It was nasty to the max! I got the job of cleaning every nook & cranny & replaced the toilet seat. (My family sucks.)
Bareback
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And they named you chunky stool , bathroom humor to the max .I can tell you stories about carpet in the bathroom! My parents have that shit and my dad (now deceased) was diabetic. Apparently he dribbled a lot, and the piddle pad & carpet were stiff as a board from sugar -- or whatever was in his pee.
It was nasty to the max! I got the job of cleaning every nook & cranny & replaced the toilet seat. (My family sucks.)
Bareback
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PS: Ken dolls really get shit faced when their stuck in a toilet .
When our kids were little I caught them in the dark bathroom huddled around the toilet looking in - the only light in the room was coming from the shitter.
Little rats, one of them had flushed a flashlight that I had to retrieve.