Random Jabber Jibber thread

[ChingOwn]

Dash vents in my Ford fixes that issue (cold hands) but I'd really like heated seats for those "Cold Ass" mornings.

Dont do it bruh! I know you were in the military and can sleep anywhere. Those fuckers will have you asleep before you get to the end of the street. Buddy had some heated seats in his caddy I was out before we could make it to the liqour store.. On the plus side it relaxes the sphincter so you will stay regular!

 

[ChingOwn]

And if you accidentally ding one with a shovel "They will fry".

Ohhhhhhhhhh! you said fried chicken That is raciest....





















too soon?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Ohhhhhhhhhh! you said fried chicken That is raciest.... too soon?

I don't think it's ever too soon for fried chicken.
I've eaten it for breakfast wayyy more than once.
I put a mean scald on it.

 

[curious2garden]

I don't think it's ever too soon for fried chicken.
I've eaten it for breakfast wayyy more than once.
I put a mean scald on it.

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I just finished up a left over breast and a glass of Sauv dinner of champions!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I just finished up a left over breast and a glass of Sauv dinner of champions!

Any meal with the word "Breast" in it has to be delicious.

 

[curious2garden]

Any meal with the word "Breast" in it has to be delicious.

LOL remember to eat your monolaurins

 

[curious2garden]

Dont do it bruh! I know you were in the military and can sleep anywhere. Those fuckers will have you asleep before you get to the end of the street. Buddy had some heated seats in his caddy I was out before we could make it to the liqour store.. On the plus side it relaxes the sphincter so you will stay regular!

What is it about the military? First thing hub did (22 years USAF ret) in my new car was find and turn on the seat heater? Do you guys have a cold ass phobia?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

LOL remember to eat your monolaurins

Dog-goneit girl, quit making me google words.

 

[curious2garden]

Dog-goneit girl, quit making me google words.

When I saw the alert I bet it was for my cold ass phobic comment!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

When I saw the alert I bet it was for my cold ass phobic comment!

Lol
I'll have to up my "cold ass" game.

 

[ChingOwn]

What is it about the military? First thing hub did (22 years USAF ret) in my new car was find and turn on the seat heater? Do you guys have a cold ass phobia?

sums it up nicely

 

[curious2garden]

sums it up nicely

Vietnam - Desert Storm
USAF

I'm good with the seat heater thang

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I don't regret a second of my service.
I'd do it again in a flash given the chance.

Just the relief in the faces of some - especially children.
Yep, all they gotta do is call me.

 

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[jerryb73]

Morning TNT, so the radio station does a segment called, floridiots ( Florida idiots) well this morning was about a guy stuck in traffic due to an accident. Rescue and law enforcement on scene ,this guy starts honking his horn like he is the only one stuck in traffic, cops go to his car to see what his problem is. What do you think they smelled? Yep our favorite flower. Dude had, 5 jars of mj, 100g of coke, 10k in cash and several guns.. all I could think is dude has a 30min or it’s free delivery guarantee..

 

[neosapien]

I guess a couple of the families from my daughter's dance academy are like going to a Great Wolf Lodge thingy today. So I guess like we are going to a Great Wolf Lodge thingy today.

 

[BarnBuster]

I guess a couple of the families from my daughter's dance academy are like going to a Great Wolf Lodge thingy today. So I guess like we are going to a Great Wolf Lodge thingy today.

sounds like a MILF opportunity to me

 

[neosapien]

sounds like a MILF opportunity to me

Milfs in swimsuits.

 

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