Been farting a lot lately...

[tampee]

Budweiser makes me fart like a bastard. I prefer liquor.

 

[tyler.durden]

I hope they tossed that mic afterward...

 

[Metasynth]

Surprised that through all these farts I've been having, I haven't experienced a single shart. Somewhat impressive, considering the sheer volume of flatulence.

 

[cannabineer]

Surprised that through all these farts I've been having, I haven't experienced a single shart. Somewhat impressive, considering the sheer volume of flatulence.

I lost my shart virginity about three years ago. After fifty gets shittier at inopportune times.

 

[Metasynth]

Poot roll up...lol

 

[Nugachino]

I hope they tossed that mic afterward...

Give it to some mumble rapper for their next show.

 

[PhatNuggz]

your digestive is made up of what are called good and bad bacteria. Actually both are necessary, but when the so-called BAD bacteria get the upper hand flatulence is one result

Simple solution is to restore the balance ASAP. Vitality Science sells PetFlora, a human grade product. Just a couple caps usually works, but you might want to take them daily at least for a while. Oh, and change your diet

 

[DarkWeb]

Farts are awesome!

 

[shrxhky420]

Farts are awesome!

Farts are poops screaming for freedom

SH420

 

[DarkWeb]

Farts are poops screaming for freedom

SH420

Vaporized poop!

 

[lokie]

Vaporized poop!

Scientists say coronavirus can spread through ‘aerosolized feces’

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[DarkWeb]

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So my ass is a weapon of mass destruction! Sweet!

 

[Milovan1]

 

[Heavysmoker86]

I just had an 11 second fart

 

[Budzbuddha]