cannabineer
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But I’ve faked it with some style.
Random Jabber Jibber thread
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tyler.durden
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Chicago, like a lot of the country, has been getting hit with constant snow and subzero temps. First time in 5-6 years, I was forgetting what Chicago winters were like. I was going down stairs very carefully to meet a client the other day, and my feet slipped from underneath me and went above my head. I hit the stairs then slid down that flight. I lie there for a minute wondering if I was okay - it didn't hurt at all, did I sever my spinal cord? I got up slowly and brushed off the snow, and turned around to realize that the deep snow on the stairs was covering a think sheet of ice. Too bad no one got to see that, it must have looked hilarious. I've laughed out loud about it a few times since. Anyway, they are coming to remove all the snow and ice tomorrow (a little too late for me), so I wanted to take a few pictures of the monster icicles on my back porch. Some of these weigh 100+ pounds and could easily kill a passerby if they fell. Pretty though...
cannabineer
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I found this ... uncomfily close.I couldn't live with myself knowing I broke someone's heart.
I searched unsuccessfully for an image of a cheese slicer cutting a hot dog.
And this evil thing that mangles two metaphors at once -
Jeffislovinlife
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Have blade will travel 
ANC
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WATCH | Baby-mad mom of eleven aims to have over one hundred children | Life
This millionaire mom wants to have a 105 babies, and she has the budget for it.
Laughing Grass
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Lol the first one looks medieval.I found this ... uncomfily close.
And this evil thing that mangles two metaphors at once -
Laughing Grass
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What To Know About Palatal Petechiae (Bruised Palate)
Palatal petechiae (bruised palate) is usually caused by trauma to the roof of the mouth from oral sex or infections. Learn more about causes and treatments.
DarkWeb
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Oh look a pube....
What To Know About Palatal Petechiae (Bruised Palate)
Palatal petechiae (bruised palate) is usually caused by trauma to the roof of the mouth from oral sex or infections. Learn more about causes and treatments.www.health.com
ANC
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so basically if your palate is sore, you sucked a dick!
cannabineer
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CunningCanuk
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Laughing Grass
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CunningCanuk
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Singlemalt
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Unflavored type; unless you like mint or cinnamon flavored cheese
Laughing Grass
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they have vanilla mint now. What a time to be alive!
Radius Vegan Sponge Floss Vanilla Mint
Say goodbye to plastic! This sponge dental flosses is packaged in 100% plastic free packaging. Radiu
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lokie
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One evening the lounge at a hotel I was staying in had a Popsicle eating contest and a Cream Puff eating contest.
One of the local girls we had made friends with entered the Popsicle contest.
There were only 3 contestants and her turn would be 3rd.
1st girl was amusing but lacked luster.
2nd girl did well until she bit the popsicle in 1/2.
Just before our friend got up I told her how to win.
The first girl looked like someone just eating a popsicle with an added lick.
The second was obvious when she bit it in two.
What was common was they both help the popsicle by the stick.
I told her " go up there and mean business, grab onto that popsicle and have fun, suck it like you mean it."
She did just that and won. It was an entertaining evening and after winning she bought a round of drinks for our table with part of her winnings.
