You know you're old when you have to use your phone calculator to figure it out.
I've got a few years on you.
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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I've got a few years on you.
Fuck LA!
Fuck LA!
Fuck LA!
and I got a few on you, where's f'n @Singlemalt
raratt
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I went to pick up some Toy parts and my son found a radio station that played what I call angry music. Don't listen to that when driving through Stockton.
There is something in the water down there that makes operating machinery difficult for them. I had NASCAR urges to put them in the wall.
BobBitchen
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raratt
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I have fingers, no phone calculator.
Metasynth
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In preschool, I proudly stood in in front of the entire room and told them that a bitch is a female dog, and a bastard is a male dog.
My preschool teacher, bless her heart, simply said “well, you got that half right!”
Old surgeons believe scurf is something only women have. I've had that argument more than once. Also that females are lazy but that called more for psyops than direct arguing.
Metasynth
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Dead skin cells but because we had different sexual equipment ours was much worse! I often pointed out because of the dry nature of their equipment ours actually shed less. However women's scrubs had cuffed ankles men's did not. Women could also wear scrub dresses which men did not. So the scurf argument made little sense.
I consistently wore male scrubs and they'd cast shade. I suggested they discuss it with infection control because it was their issue not a health or environmental safety issue.
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BudmanTX
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this is true
Singlemalt
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Metasynth
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I believe she’s calling you out as the resident “old guy”
All hail, the oldest of us all ;D
Indeed one does not live to be his age without serious skills. I acknowledge that.
Singlemalt
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She's not far off, but I'm not sure I can claim that. I'm up there but JJ is my age and likely a few others
manfredo
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Healthcare, yes, but every other profession....No questions asked! 99% of the time I bet. Unless you over use it maybe.You've never worked in healthcare. The first thing we ask if have you taken some Immodium and can just come in a little late. If you have and it's not working you can come in and pick up the Lomotil we'll have waiting for you on your way through the ER
lokie
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The Great Sphinx of Giza may originally have had the face of a lion.
Ever wonder who posed for the redesign?