What constitutes an “old head”?

[John Rollwan]

Many days I find myself wondering, at what state in the game would one be an “old head”? It’s a desired title of mine. But as many apparently even “older heads” will remind me, I must be a “head” or “young head” still.

is it an age line? At 40 am I an old head? Or is it a degraded bracket? So at 40, I’m an old head to a 30 year old, but to a 50 year old, I’m still a “younger head”? Is there a cut off or an old head prime? At 70 will I no longer be a head at all?!

is it the product smoked? Or life experiences? Say at my 10th bonnaroo do I get a bracelet? If I live in California for 5 years and grow at the frog level in Humboldt, is that a fast pass? Maybe lovers past? On my 10,000,000th joint will someone stop by? Do concentrates count more? Countries visited? Strains found?

or is it political? Like the Illuminati? Do I need old heads to verify me? A closed circle of heads if you will? Is there an application or temple of the heads?

do I get bonus points for never snitching or hating ? Or if I know who really shot Kennedy?

really what I’m asking is what are the next steps?

 

[bk78]

32 years old does not

But I see you removed that from your profile already

 

[John Rollwan]

32 years old does not

But I see you removed that from your profile already

So one could not be born an old soul? Say the prophet of the heads?

 

[Tracker]

It's all relative. In your 40's you might be an old head to people in their 20's, but you're still a young buck for heads in their 60's and above.

90's grunge is like classic rock now.

 

[rkymtnman]

not my style but if that's what you're into, that's cool

 

[Phytoplankton]

60+ years old, minimum!

 

[John Rollwan]

It's all relative. In your 40's you might be an old head to people in their 20's, but you're still a young buck for heads in their 60's and above.

90's grunge is like classic rock now.

Ok so at 32 I “could”, and I’m talking theoretical young head old head relativity here, be an old head to say, an 18 year old?

 

[Nope_49595933949]

If you have to ask, you aren't one.

 

[Tracker]

Ok so at 32 I “could”, and I’m talking theoretical young head old head relativity here, be an old head to say, an 18 year old?

If you already have gray hair....maybe almost getting there relative to an 18y.o.

 

[PJ Diaz]

Rule of thumb: If you have to ask if you're an old head, then you're not an old head.

 

[PJ Diaz]

If you have to ask, you aren't one.

Jinx.

 

[John Rollwan]

What if I made a revolutionary invention? That increased yield, aroma, and genetic health by 10x? Could I…. Get a special exception?

 

[PadawanWarrior]

 

[rkymtnman]

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i see we are on the same wavelength

 

[PJ Diaz]

What if I made a revolutionary invention? That increased yield, aroma, and genetic health by 10x?

You won't.

 

[John Rollwan]

Rule of thumb: If you have to ask if you're an old head, then you're not an old head.

Ah, I see… we’ve found the first commandment.

I. Never ask if you’re an old head, just be one.

does anyone know the next?

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

This is a multi-faceted answer.

A 32 yr old dude who wears JOOP! cologne and drinks nothin but malt liquor is somewhat of an "old head". A 60 yr old dude with early 2000s Justin Bieber hair & skinnypants, NOT an old head

It's not totally age based

 

[shnkrmn]

What if I made a revolutionary invention? That increased yield, aroma, and genetic health by 10x? Could I…. Get a special exception?

That would take you so long you would have aged in automatically before you got the achievement

 

[PJ Diaz]

Ah, I see… we’ve found the first commandment.

I. Never ask if you’re an old head, just be one.

does anyone know the next?

Roll me a joint.

 

[Nope_49595933949]

Fucking kids these days lol

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