Worst Landlord Ever!!!

[GrowTech]

aka religious neo-nazi nutjob with an excessive feeling of entitlement. I hope this persons unit burns down.

 

[Keenly]

seriously though, it makes me angry

just reading it it makes me angry

you can NOT tell a person how to live thats living in a space your renting

i want to punch him right in the face

 

[Bombadil]

It's either a joke, or the first stop in the sex slave industry.

 

[onthedl0008]

I think this dude was locked inside a box with chains and padlocks during childhood. If its not real then this was a very creative thread.

 

[Lord Bluntmasta]

WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in
the suite will be turned on automatically.


EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the
area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to
6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to
the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a
particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is
allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the
exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00.

wtf

 

[Bookworm]

I really wish to god that thst nut job of a pastor/landlord lived near me,after i sued him personally i'd sue his church as well & take everything both own,i cant elieve that nobody has sued him yet,i can see a whole church going down from the actions of that pstor.

If his ad is for real then sooner or later somebody will sue him & win big,i wish it were me.

dude, it's a joke. people write these so they can get into the best of craigslist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

[jollygreengiant8]

no exercising in the exercise yard god dammit!
do they pat you down and check for shanks before you enter the yard?

 

[BCChronic420]

aka religious neo-nazi nutjob with an excessive feeling of entitlement.

Yes i think thats Exactly what he is hahaha

 

[King420]

ummm i got to be honest i had more freedom in jail.........that aint no joke this dude i wacked and should be castreated so that he may not create anyone in his image

 

[ANC]

lol I like all these fines... Can you actualy fine someone without there being a law?

 

[onthedl0008]

Only if u make the laws up as u go and someone agrees to the laws i think. But not in real life actually cuz that would be against the law i think.

 

[Louis541]

great post. Anyone else have one like it? The anger management one was great, too.

 

[nemad]

anger managment and this landlord freaking owns!

long time didnt read something so funny lol

thanks!

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

he's obviously descibing county lock-up..funny shit..I like the "anger management" post that shit got me laughing...

 

[nemad]

does anybody know more of these jokes?

 

[BackDoorMan]

yeah, I would just skip all the BS and just fuck this dude up from the get go... I hate when you move in with someone and they think they can tell you how to live your life all the sudden

 

[buggs bunny]

what a dipshit who would ever live with that idiot

id rather live in a box before i even considered living witth that controlling asshole

 

[Bratface]

It has to be a joke... anyone want to call him as a prospective tenant and see what happens?

BTW, looooooooooved Anger Management, +rep for making me laugh so hard

 

[nemad]

would you lived there for $1 000 per month?

....if theyre paid u

 

[onthedl0008]

I would move in right now just to get a chance to completely turn this dudes world upside down or get him help i think i could break him quicker.