DudeLebowski
New Member
GGGmooooooornin
how we doin this bright and sunny day
how we doin this bright and sunny day
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
- Thread starter Chiceh
- Start date
diemdepyro
Well-Known Member
How are you Dude.....?
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Morning folks 
wake and bake it up babies, it's Friday the 13....*cue horror movie music* 
wake and bake it up babies, it's Friday the 13....*cue horror movie music* korvette1977
Well-Known Member
Holy Planecrash Batman....
They are dropping from the sky
They are dropping from the sky
CrackerJax
New Member
Good morning WB's....yawn.
Yes it is the day of dread and mayhem. We are on total lockdown here and for fear of being electrocuted I am running my computer on gerbil power today.
So are you a triskaidekaphobe?
out.
Yes it is the day of dread and mayhem. We are on total lockdown here and for fear of being electrocuted I am running my computer on gerbil power today.
So are you a triskaidekaphobe?
out.
misshestermoffitt
New Member
I'm tempting fate today, going to be out running errands, later going to "town" for groceries, maybe to the mall too. I ain't skirred..........
korvette1977
Well-Known Member
I have to go out also... Cant say what Im doing cause China reads these things .. Lets just say .. I gotta get groceries too
misshestermoffitt
New Member
So has anyone else noticed the "read or be banned" sticky at the top of every forum? Was there in incident? Are we allowed to talk about it?
korvette1977
Well-Known Member
I saw it .. I think someone has been reading PM's ................ If there is trading and shit like that going on then It must be im Pm's cause I dont see threads about it ,, But I just might be missing it .I limit the time I spend here now ..
misshestermoffitt
New Member
I assumed they read the PM's too.
So what are you and China's plans for Valentines? Anything fun happening?
So what are you and China's plans for Valentines? Anything fun happening?
korvette1977
Well-Known Member
Well my kids are coming tomorrow at 5pm.. So Valentines Day is actually tonight .. Im hoping to get some action....
What about you ? You letting the old man have his way? You guys should get a hotel room and get away from the house .. That or invest in a doorknob with a lock
misshestermoffitt
New Member
We have doorknobs with locks for our room, it's just our house isn't that big and sound travels.
We splurged on some KY yours and mine the other day and got to test it out during a precious 45 minutes alone.
I think I'll make him a sheet cake, he's gotten hooked on that. Hmmm, maybe I'll get a couple of steaks and we can grill tomorrow, it's supposed to be 50. Baked taters. Have a nice dinner.
I told him I don't required a gift, we've been together too long to stress over that shit.
We splurged on some KY yours and mine the other day and got to test it out during a precious 45 minutes alone.
I think I'll make him a sheet cake, he's gotten hooked on that. Hmmm, maybe I'll get a couple of steaks and we can grill tomorrow, it's supposed to be 50. Baked taters. Have a nice dinner.
I told him I don't required a gift, we've been together too long to stress over that shit.
korvette1977
Well-Known Member
a sock in the mouth may help .. or crank some music . Or even better give the kids $$$$$ to go to the movies
misshestermoffitt
New Member
It's mostly the bed, it squeaks really bad. It didn't do that when we bought it, but we can kill off a bed in about 5 years. We need to buy a new one again, but I hate bed shopping. My husband is embarrassing. He always grabs the bed at the foot and shakes it around. He want's to make sure it doesn't make any sort of noise. Now how do you discreetly test that in a bed store?
The daughter needs her own life, she's going to be 21 in 2 months, she gets asked out on a daily basis online by guys she knows, she's just a home body. She's so allergic that going anywhere makes her ill. She's never going to move out. She even had a guy that we totally liked but she put him back in the friend zone. He asked her to move in with him again about a month ago, asked right in front of us. We shot some glances but knew she'd say no. Sigh.........
The daughter needs her own life, she's going to be 21 in 2 months, she gets asked out on a daily basis online by guys she knows, she's just a home body. She's so allergic that going anywhere makes her ill. She's never going to move out. She even had a guy that we totally liked but she put him back in the friend zone. He asked her to move in with him again about a month ago, asked right in front of us. We shot some glances but knew she'd say no. Sigh.........
korvette1977
Well-Known Member
Use the floor .. Then the bed wont squeak
misshestermoffitt
New Member
We just wake up really early for morning sex. Works better anyway. Sex up hubby first thing and he's sporty all day long, does the honey do list and even comes up with chores I didn't.
korvette1977
Well-Known Member
LOL You gotta Love MORNING WOOD .. I can hang a bucket of water from mine ...
misshestermoffitt
New Member
He wears a cpap mask, so I can't wait until he gets aware enough to ditch the darth vadar look.
shnkrmn
Well-Known Member
I think I busted something laughing about this. . . .
I gotta say again. Reading this thread is better than Mary Worth, Mark Trail and Rex Morgan M.D. combined.
You guys should have a cable-access show. . .
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Coming up next on sexual relations with your significant other with adult children in the house............
