cliche sayings?

[robert 14617]

my dick got so hard a cat couldent scratch it

 

[robert 14617]

drunker than a boat load of indians

 

[robert 14617]

that snow is knee deep to a 6foot indian standing on a 10foot totum pole

 

[Smiley D]

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

I guess it's kind of cliche, but I love it. It justifies not doing something because you might not want to devote to it, and it also justifies going all out on something that might not be totally necessary.

I say this a lot to my friends before we get working on something or when I'm peeling off bills at the hydro shop.




And lol at horticulture but not think.

 

[The Son of Man]

drunker than a boat load of indians

the first racist one

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

a watched pot never boils

 

[robert 14617]

lost worse than last years easter eggs

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

in for a penny in for a pound.

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

a penny saved is a penny earned
or a penny earned is a penny saved

i dont remember which way it goes but both could make sense I guess

 

[robert 14617]

so scared you could have cut lock washers off my ass hole

 

[Smiley D]

so scared you could have cut lock washers off my ass hole

Did you just make that up?

Still,

Great imagery there.

 

[robert 14617]

my dick got so hard it could cut glass

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

like a fat kid loves cake

 

[Hydrotech364]

Like white on rice

 

[robert 14617]

i'll slap you naked and hide your cloths

 

[robert 14617]

slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor

 

[The Son of Man]

white men can't jump!

 

[Hydrotech364]

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Hard as chinese arithmetic.
Ugly as a bucket full of assholes.

 

[Hydrotech364]

Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.