Quick money for bud!!!

[GregD88]

Dude if you have a 4 year college degree, are around 6 feet, and shit like that you can donate sperm for 500-600 dollars each time

 

[t@intshredder]

Dude if you have a 4 year college degree, are around 6 feet, and shit like that you can donate sperm for 500-600 dollars each time

What would I have to shit like? It's not like I can mimic shitting ...
What do they give you if you're 4'9", 7th grade education but slightly telepathic?

 

[Stoney McFried]

Damn...the only way I can donate sperm is if I come in and spit in a cup......

I found out something better in my area. I can donate sperm for 110-285 and you can do it every 24 hours. I would look for sperm banks instead of plasma banks.

 

[t@intshredder]

Damn...the only way I can donate sperm is if I come in and spit in a cup......

Donation by-proxy? I like that idea.
Let me know if you need a donor for your donation.

 

[Kant]

Damn...the only way I can donate sperm is if I come in and spit in a cup......

ewwwwww.......

 

[Stoney McFried]

Alright, but you better use some of that big seventh grade vocabulary to woo me.

Donation by-proxy? I like that idea.
Let me know if you need a donor for your donation.

Yes, swallowing is better, but we're talking cash here!!!!!

ewwwwww.......

 

[Kant]

Alright, but you better use some of that big seventh grade vocabulary to woo me.

Yes, swallowing is better, but we're talking cash here!!!!!

well.....i guess...

 

[t@intshredder]

Alright, but you better use some of that big seventh grade vocabulary to woo me.

I can and shall define the following words:

permeate
aristocracy
ostracize
acceleration
reconnaissance
cellulose
celestial
precluded

I could also quote Jane Eyre, but I can already tell how turned on you are by my smarts.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Jane Eyre...damn!Tell me the poem from the end of the Piano and you've got a deal.

I can and shall define the following words:

permeate
aristocracy
ostracize
acceleration
reconnaissance
cellulose
celestial
precluded

I could also quote Jane Eyre, but I can already tell how turned on you are by my smarts.

 

[t@intshredder]

Jane Eyre...damn!Tell me the poem from the end of the Piano and you've got a deal.

Tough one ...Thomas Hood?

THERE is a silence where hath been no sound,
There is a silence where no sound may be,
In the cold grave--under the deep, deep sea,
Or in wide desert where no life is found,
Which hath been mute, and still must sleep profound;
No voice is hush'd--no life treads silently,
But clouds and cloudy shadows wander free,
That never spoke, over the idle ground:
But in green ruins, in the desolate walls
Of antique palaces, where Man hath been,
Though the dun fox or wild hyaena calls,
And owls, that flit continually between,
Shriek to the echo, and the low winds moan--
There the true Silence is, self-conscious and alone.

Yes, swallowing is better, but we're talking cash here!!!!!

Agreed but I think the bank only pays out store credit for swallowing.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Come on over, lol.

Tough one ...Thomas Hood?

THERE is a silence where hath been no sound,
There is a silence where no sound may be,
In the cold grave--under the deep, deep sea,
Or in wide desert where no life is found,
Which hath been mute, and still must sleep profound;
No voice is hush'd--no life treads silently,
But clouds and cloudy shadows wander free,
That never spoke, over the idle ground:
But in green ruins, in the desolate walls
Of antique palaces, where Man hath been,
Though the dun fox or wild hyaena calls,
And owls, that flit continually between,
Shriek to the echo, and the low winds moan--
There the true Silence is, self-conscious and alone.

Hmmm....at a sperm bank, that gets us a lot of lotion and kleenex.....

Agreed but I think the bank only pays out store credit for swallowing.

 

[t@intshredder]

Hmmm....at a sperm bank, that gets us a lot of lotion and kleenex.....

After this conversation I could use extra of both.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Lol...boys are so easily excited.

After this conversation I could use extra of both.

 

[t@intshredder]

Lol...boys are so easily excited.

Seriously, between thinking about Jane Eyre and donating blood all the time, I'm changing my pants 3 times a day!

 

[xXMaslanXx]

the one by me gives you 20 the 1st time 30 2nd 40 the 3rd time and 50 every time after that

 

[t@intshredder]

the one by me gives you 20 the 1st time 30 2nd 40 the 3rd time and 50 every time after that

Let's go, Stoney! We got some work to do ...

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah, depending on whether or not you watched the movies as well...either Orson Welles or William Hurt as the lovely Mr. Rochester could set anyone's panties ablaze.

Seriously, between thinking about Jane Eyre and donating blood all the time, I'm changing my pants 3 times a day!

Spermor plasma?

the one by me gives you 20 the 1st time 30 2nd 40 the 3rd time and 50 every time after that

Better grab some breath mints.

Let's go, Stoney! We got some work to do ...

 

[t@intshredder]

Yeah, depending on whether or not you watched the movies as well...either Orson Welles or William Hurt as the lovely Mr. Rochester could set anyone's panties ablaze.

Fat Orson Wells ... Shit I think I'm all out of clean pants.

Better grab some breath mints.

Hopefully for after and not during. I made that mistake once.
My c*ck and Altoids shall remain mutually exclusive. And guys, Magic Shell ice cream topping does NOT make the post-Altoid burning go away ...so don't bother.

Sorry fellowes, for what this thread has turned into.
I do hope it inspires you to spend some time with your Special Lady Friend.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I knew it.Please call me Citizen Kane when we're at the sperm bank.

Fat Orson Wells ... Shit I think I'm all out of clean pants.

Magic shell...how frosty the snowman gets an erection..... And yes, the mints are for after.Nothing worse than having someone tell you your breath smells like future generations of Taintshredders.

Hopefully for after and not during. I made that mistake once.
My c*ck and Altoids shall remain mutually exclusive. And guys, Magic Shell ice cream topping does NOT make the post-Altoid burning go away ...so don't bother.

Sorry fellowes, for what this thread has turned into.
I do hope it inspires you to spend some time with your Special Lady Friend.

 

[t@intshredder]

I knew it.Please call me Citizen Kane when we're at the sperm bank.

Don't judge. Some guys are into Asians, some guys are into large breasts. I just happen to be into Fat Orson Wells.

Magic shell...how frosty the snowman gets an erection..... And yes, the mints are for after.Nothing worse than having someone tell you your breath smells like future generations of Taintshredders.

I go the "eat a shitload of pineapple" route. As such, most ladies don't seem to mind my little taintshredders.

Now I can't stop thinking about Fat Orson Wells.
Cold shower time for me!