Pineapple Express?

People will think it is the strain from the movie but it is just like the name Purple and Haze......All for marketing.
 
Yeah exactly what whulkamania said, a bunch of immature retard smokers will buy it thinkin it truly will be the most unbelievable weed ever...they dont even say what it really is, flowers in 45 days wtf? prolly just an autoflower cross with something else, slapped that name on it to sell, and it will sell, to morons.
 
Genotype: Many Rumors', No one actually knows for sure
5 Seeds per packet


WTF is that shit? Ooohhh many rumors...No one really knows....So it could be pineapple bagseed for all we know..

How can the bloody breeders not know where their genetics came from?? Did this pineapple express strain just pop out of butfuck nowhere one day?

Fail...Epic Fail....


:peace:
 
Genotype: Many Rumors', No one actually knows for sure
5 Seeds per packet


WTF is that shit? Ooohhh many rumors...No one really knows....So it could be pineapple bagseed for all we know..

How can the bloody breeders not know where their genetics came from?? Did this pineapple express strain just pop out of butfuck nowhere one day?

Fail...Epic Fail....


:peace:
Yes,I agree, fail, very epic one, they basically admit.. that its some random fuckin seed, given that name.... trash.
 
Yeah I mean like kids I know they say YOOO MAANNN I GOT DIS PURPLE HAZE FROM TYRONE!!! I'll be like....you know nobody even has the real Purple Haze?

It was hilarious when my plant died I sold to this 14 year old kid for $10 and I called it PurpleRyder because it was Lowryder but there was nute burn and it turned Purple so I'm like....Purple Ryder and he bought a fucking little handful of leaves compressed together for $10 and he was like oh meh god man thanks so much.

With that money I bought a Vitamin water, bought my friend of a Muffin which we shared and I got Chinese food.

What a day on 4/20.
 
Yeah I mean like kids I know they say YOOO MAANNN I GOT DIS PURPLE HAZE FROM TYRONE!!! I'll be like....you know nobody even has the real Purple Haze?

It was hilarious when my plant died I sold to this 14 year old kid for $10 and I called it PurpleRyder because it was Lowryder but there was nute burn and it turned Purple so I'm like....Purple Ryder and he bought a fucking little handful of leaves compressed together for $10 and he was like oh meh god man thanks so much.

With that money I bought a Vitamin water, bought my friend of a Muffin which we shared and I got Chinese food.

What a day on 4/20.
LMAO!!When I grew my first plant(still in highschool), I pulled a shitload of fan leaves off like a retard, but it was all good cuz I took them to school, and freshman bought em' off me...so so niave lmao
 
true pinnaple kush is the bomb but not with that movie its going to be harder to find real pinnaeple kush
 
Im running a Pineapple strain thats been around a select few growers in my area thats been around since before that movie and took me around 18months to get a clone of! Its the cleanest, freshist tasting green ive smoked and a super fast grower. This is 33 days!View attachment 989430View attachment 989431View attachment 989432View attachment 989433
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Never grew it but I have smoked it. I found it to be fruity and light tasting. A quick head high but that was about it. Not long lasting. . Looked and smelled better than it was..
 
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