Are you F**king kidding me?

jfgordon1

jfgordon1

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"How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do? "



"The only club in your bag guranteed to keep you out of the woods"

http://uroclub.com/


This is a damn club you take a piss in lmfao. what will they think of next.
 
I once worked with an old time carpenter who drove 2 hrs each way to the job. He'd drink a 12 pack on the ride home every afternoon but didn't want to take the time to pull over and take a leak. His solution? He took a 6' piece of armaflex (the rubber pipe covering you see around air conditioning pipes), drilled a hole through the floorboard of his POS truck, stuck the armaflex through it, unzipped his pants and tucked his shit in the other end. Problem solved.....too many beers.....just let loose and keep on drivin. LMFAO! Guess the cars behind him thought he had an antifreeze leak.
 
Thats crazy lol..they should also say
"And be the only guy on the course to have a large piss mark on your pants"

How do you tell when to stop? Does not look like it could hold a full on big beer pee. I once seen an ad for a flash light but when you unscrewed the end it was a fake vagina LOL......
 
jfgordon1 said:
uro-club.jpg


"How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do? "



"The only club in your bag guranteed to keep you out of the woods"

http://uroclub.com/


This is a damn club you take a piss in lmfao. what will they think of next.
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Jesus Christ....you'd think they'd at least paint the inside of that thing pink! :hump:
 
jfgordon1 said:
uro-club.jpg


"How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do? "



"The only club in your bag guranteed to keep you out of the woods"

http://uroclub.com/


This is a damn club you take a piss in lmfao. what will they think of next.
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Oh look....it even has the optional Prince Albert Ring Holder on the handle!
 
It would be funny if it was full of piss and some one try'd to hit a ball and it broke and pee flew all over them....Or take a big meaty crap in it and take it back to the store and tell them it wont work right
 
M1Gunner said:
It would be funny if it was full of piss and some one try'd to hit a ball and it broke and pee flew all over them....
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haha thats hilarious.. you could let your friend use it kinda like a prank. similar to the exploding ball trick :hump:

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