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purpdaddy

purpdaddy

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peteman990 said:
you got exactly 1k posts fyi dude, lol. I was driving, a buddy, and an "acquaintance" in the back, at the time I was 17 and so was my friend. The "acquaintance", aka douche-bag, was in the back making a rucus (he was eighteen). you know those people who can't handle their high and they flip out and annoy the shit out of you? Well yeah, that was him he was pissing me and my friend the hell off.

So, we were at a stoplight and he was flipping out in the back like jumping around and shit and flailing his arms. I was literally on my way back to his car so I could get rid of him. Next thing i'm driving right, concentrating on the road, just minding my own business tryin not to bitch slap this dude in the face. My friend says that there are lights behind us... but they didn't have their siren on I hate when they do that shit. Trying to trick us or something. So I had to pull over and as soon as this happens you know that you gotta straighten the fuck out and immediately that was a buzzkill.

Cop comes up to the window, asks me for my license and reg and all that crap. Bad thing is we had just hotboxxed the car, wouldn't be surprised if a puff of smoke landed in the bitch ass cops face as soon as I cracked the window. Crack the window just BARELY... so you can slip the license and reg. out the window never roll down the window all the way so the cop can look in your car and shit.

So, he goes back to his car and does his stupid shit where he looks up my name and stuff. Meanwhile, my friend had an 8th of bud and he scarfing that shit down w/ his coke from taco bell. Cop takes me outta the car and talks to me, does the little light thing where you follow the lights w/ your eyes. I was straight, he didn't suspect me much just the kid in the back cuz he was a retard. While I was out of the car being interrogated, my friend is still scarfing down all the weed, LOL. He gets all of it down and manages to stay straight thruout the whole ordeal.

Douche-bag cops searches the car, doesn't find shit, hell yeah. The "acquaintance" on the other hand... they find some weed in his pocket that he naturally did not tell us about... stingy bastard. When he was getting out of the car btw, he hit his head on the top of the car... which didn't help him much LOL. So, we got "detained" and got cuffed on the side of the road. The "acquaintance"'s handcuffs are too tight, right, so he stands up trying to move around or something. The douche-bag cop THROWS him on the ground and is like "sit the fuck down!". Meanwhile, another cop car shows up, and then another cause they don't have shit to do around here. Little small talk with the bitch cop here and there (a lady), she was a bitch, and she loosens the "acquaintances" handcuffs lol.

It all comes to a close pretty soon here. Best part of all, douche-bag cops name that arrests us name is Mr. Marihuana spelled exactly like that. Tell me about it right, what a fuckin coincidence.

The "acquaintance" goes on to call me and my friend to court THREE times trying to put the blame on me cause I was driving. Meanwhile, FAILING two times, and the third we got a fake subpoeina from the lawyer trying to get us to come to court where we would be put on the spot. The lawyer had all this shit planned to get the blame put on me cause I was driving, luckily I had a better lawyer and he went to jail. Fuck that kid. Fuck the cops.

Hope the story was enjoyable lol.. didn't plan on typing all this.
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Man if i would type up about all the times i got stopped and searched..i lost count...they been tryin to get me hard since 1998 and got me in 03 went to prison in 04.
But they got this lil town about 10 miles from where i live..i had to go through it to get to the methadone clinic,,had too...So im fresh outta prison,,,,I get stopped for no reason..the officers firsy words were not sir you were speeding or whatever it was wheres the dope..I was like fuckkkk..i knew i didnt have shit on me..but all the times i was stopped and searched i was ridin dirty but not this time...He wanted to search i told him hell no i know my rights and YOU sir dont have probable cause..He says ok well then im going get th dogs...Man this town has 2 police officers..They aint got no fuckin dogs i already knew that..this cop was a bitch...Ok its been about 30 min sittin on the side of the road outside my car handcuffed while this cop is doin sumthin in his car..Ok now im startin to withdraw off the methadone BAD!i need my dose like fuccin NOW...So i go up to the cops car doing my best to knock on the window..i see he has an ar-15 in the car-passenger side..im still in handcuffs...he jumps out the car to make a scene with the rifle and makes lye in the road..they got traffic its like 6;00 in tha mornin and im handcuffed lying face first on the side of the road...he called the othjer unit to direct traffic while he searched my car without my consent and picture this all kinds of fuccin cars are passing me(People i know) and im face first handcuffed on the concrete..This asshole is all under my hood shakin shit.Illegal..He opened my glove box and trunk,SUPER ILLEGAL.All without my consent..So he finds no dope and finally picks me up off the concrete around8;00.He is furious and couldnot accept the fact that there was no dope..By this time im withdrawin BAD.
So he wants to look in my speaker box...it was a playoff cause he was lettin all my freon leak out underneath my hood to fuck up my AC..He waits a couple minutes lookin at the speakers by this time im beggin him please get a screwdriver ill let you look in em.first time i gave him consent...He said nothing and walked back to his car FURIOUS..im still handcuffed..doors open,hood and trunk like im trafficin kilos throught that bitch.
He goes sit in his car for another 15 min or so i see him taking out his ticket book and im like fuccin right.I knew they had no dogs thats why i told him to go get them.
He gets out the police ar and immediatley goes straight to my hood with his ticketbook and pen and shuts my hood.doors and trunk.Uncuffs me and writes me a ticket for speeding(which i wasnt)He was pissed cause he couldnt find shit..
Well in 05 while i was in prison my BEST friend OD's on fentanyl patches.all i had left of him was the obit. i cut out of the newspaper while in prison.i had it in my driver side visor...Ohh wait it over yet..I go to get in my car and he tore up the obit and left it on my seat. Man i dont know what i was thinkin..i flipped the fuck out.started cussing and charging to the police officer that already has a 9mm on his waist but he runs back to his car to get his AR-15..im in fuckin JASON serial killer mode walkin towards him..hes screamin dont move with the rifle pointed at me...it was like i never heard him..my mind went blank..Well i end up fightin with the dude he was using his cop baton and shit so he got the better of me and plus i was withdrwain bad but i did get a few licks in.When he dropped the gun he didnt put the clip in all the way and it came out when the gun fell..EMPTY MAGAZINE!!LOL I felt played..But i end up gettin assault and battery on a police officer i still gotta go to court on.He had no right fuccin with me like that..I make a quick bond..used to sell powder the mayor so it workin out in my favor...But my AC is fucced up..Need a new one cause of his ass...ill be going down the road and that bitch will just shut off and yall know how hot it is outside..That happened about a year ago..I dont think the mayor wants to pursue the charges cause i know too much about him..Not like im a rat but he just dont wanna lose his job afraid i might rat..Hes cool though.I make bond and get to the clinic on time!Thats the latest shit that happened to me...i just stay home so i cant get in any trouble.
His reason for tearing up the obit...on the other side..you know in newspapers they got coupons to like winn-dixie that kinda looks KINDA LOOKs like money..He said that i was trying to traffic a print when it clearly said winn-dixie on the paper on the backside of the obit.I have nothing left to remember him from.I mean the cop tore it to shreds..im still fucced up over that.I was still on parolle and had a parolle hold on me but still bonded out.this is another parish but 10 min where i live..So he came arrest me..my PO was pissed at first but when he got the truth he let me out 14 days later.
 
nikk

nikk

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ago purp,if you was anywhere near me,they woulda put about 45-50 hot ones in that ass,lol,NY don't play
 
purpdaddy

purpdaddy

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Man when your mind goes blank like that..man idk...He would have gotten sued along with the PD just like i got going right now..I didnt have a weapon..Cant just fire rounds in the city with passing traffic
 
Shackleford.R

Shackleford.R

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i wish i had something to say, but stories like that just make me angry. i'm sorry that happened to you my friend. you deserve much better.. no human being, especially one that has already done time and paid a debt to society deserves that treatment. my heart goes out to you, real talk. don't let that shit get you down, he's just pissed he didn't get what he was after.. probably got stood up by a fat chick the night before haha.

i would have looked him in the eye, once all said and done "thank you officer pig, now choke on a fucking donut" haha

:peace:
Shack
 
kho20

kho20

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man purp you browned out for real that shit sucks cus you see your self doin shit but it aint stoppin, and thos dirty ass city cops like to fuck with people jus cus they couldnt make it anywhere else the fuckin cops are the wierd ass D students of america or at least they are round here,,, and as for the obit i would be in jail over manslaughter for that shit thats disprespect hard core bro but hey this mite help ya the newspapers usually have back copies you mite get lucky and they have the paper it was in .... hell its worth tryin
 
purpdaddy

purpdaddy

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ohh yea fellas that shit happened about a year ago,,but was the last run-in i had with cops.I stay home mostly to stay outta trouble
 
Shackleford.R

Shackleford.R

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hahaha we're all sympathizing and shit and then purp says "nah man its alright" haha. shit is funny to me.

what experience do you have with CO2?? i saw you posted about those "boost" buckets awhile back. you used them or any other CO2?
 
peteman990

peteman990

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Purp bottom line, that's just fucked up and I feel for ya man... that cop sounds like a true douche. He treated you like shit, and should get shit for it and thrown out of his damn job. Can't just do illegal searches w/o probably cause, rip peoples personal items apart, and fuck with shit!

Damnit, that story just makes me pissed off... sucks you had to go thru that bullshit I would go apeshit on that cop just like you did. I prolly wouldn't have stood up to the cop one on one like you did, but you get MAD props for that that's just crazy in an awesome way. I woulda stared him down with crazy eyes, said some smartass shit and spit on the ground in front of him and kept my middle finger up thruout.

Damn.
 
purpdaddy

purpdaddy

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heres the lexus is300..got it in 2002..i dont wanna say too much bout myself cause security reasons..shouldnt even be doing this but fuk it i aint gorilla growing,,they want the mass producer but still don't want my identity out.
 
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