Smoking pot is like anal sex...

[matthew]

...if it hurts then you are fucking doing it wrong!!!!

 

[......]

so what is december RIU ass sex month or something?

 

[The Real Peter Parker]

No, it's been ass sex century, after 2001, didn't you know...

But if you're around, 2101 brings in the century of oral sex!

 

[Secret Jardin]

Yeah dots, I am noticing a theme here. LOL

 

[ruderalis88]

by that logic, smoking pot is like pretty much everything else i can think of...

crossing the road, making pasta, using scissors, sitting down, filing your nails, playing the guitar...yeah it hurts when you're fucking doing it wrong!

i approve.

 

[Johnny Retro]

You kidding me?
When your chest kills and you cough is when you get high as fuck
When it hurts your doin it right!

 

[~Pokesmot~420]

You kidding me?
When your chest kills and you cough is when you get high as fuck
When it hurts your doin it right!

I agree with that guy

 

[northeastern lights]

...if it hurts then you are fucking doing it wrong!!!!

Wow

I'm still wondering how anal sex can be performed wrong, brb I'll go ask the wife... hehe

 

[Johnny Retro]

Damn im glad im not a girl

 

[MRLD]

haha i know right whats up with this anal threads....and butt sex threads..... oh well....

 

[northeastern lights]

Damn im glad im not a girl

Or a homo

 

[idlehands80]

By the original OP's name I would ASSume that he is male, in which case how could you be doing it wrong, unless you are on the receiving end of it???????

Anyhow, my wife likes it, the only wrong way is if it isn't lubed up first lol. I once tried to sneak it in and she slugged me in the arm and shouted "at least spit on it first" FUNNIEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smokinguns]

Anyone ever make their wife or girlfriend squeal like a dolphin during sex? So you are banging her from behind and you are pulling it all the way out and then quickly shoot in back in right, then you miss and it goes in her ass. That' when she says eeeeeeeeeeeeeee in a high pitched squeal.

 

[Johnny Retro]

Anyone ever make their wife or girlfriend squeal like a dolphin during sex? So you are banging her from behind and you are pulling it all the way out and then quickly shoot in back in right, then you miss and it goes in her ass. That' when she says eeeeeeeeeeeeeee in a high pitched squeal.

You forgot to mention what happens when you pull out of there......

 

[northeastern lights]

You forgot to mention what happens when you pull out of there......

Little bit of mud on the ol' helmet

 

[JN811]

I really dont get the comparison. People got anal sex on the mind I guess..

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Or a homo

Said the dude who posted the tranny in the Tasteful Nudity thread.