Jaw Wired Shut: ::repost::

Yeah, but they were little kids.

What was it about you that they thought they could get away with that?

Why did you rob them back after they robbed you the first time? They just kids, right? Wouldn't they be shitting themselves? Instead, you rob their lunch money?

I like writing stories, but when i write them I make sure that the plot fits.

If you got hit in the jaw for being a dick, just say. We won't think any less of you, honest.
 
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actually one of the guys is about 7 ft tall 280 and the other guy is like 6'4". I'm 6'2" but after the settlement finishes im going to shoot them both.
 
If you shoot them both, then the money will go away and you will have taken an ass whippin for nothing
 
my jaws fine thanks fdd. I just got all the brackets off last tuesday and I can pretty much eat anything again. Great now for when I get the munchies :)

If you shoot them both, then the money will go away and you will have taken an ass whippin for nothing

Theres no murder if theres not a body bro.
 
There is evidence of you talking about it on the internet along with the disappearance of 2 people.
 
actually one of the guys is about 7 ft tall 280 and the other guy is like 6'4". I'm 6'2" but after the settlement finishes im going to shoot them both.

Wow, they got some big pre-school kids down your way...

So now, you've had them arrested... going to sue for your injuries... and then you're going to shoot them?

Why didn't you just forget the police, forget the gun... and you and a buddy go and fuck them up, break a few bones?

The type of people that shoot people don't involve the police in their disputes... involving the police where I come from is a pretty serious business, to us, involving the police is what wankers do.

Fair enough, I understand if you're just an ordinary joe... don't say shit to nobody... but you're a herbal salesman. What's it going to do to your credibility now you've called the police on a couple of kids that broke your jaw? You think you might lose some respect?
 
Wow, they got some big pre-school kids down your way...

So now, you've had them arrested... going to sue for your injuries... and then you're going to shoot them?

Why didn't you just forget the police, forget the gun... and you and a buddy go and fuck them up, break a few bones?

The type of people that shoot people don't involve the police in their disputes... involving the police where I come from is a pretty serious business, to us, involving the police is what wankers do.

Fair enough, I understand if you're just an ordinary joe... don't say shit to nobody... but you're a herbal salesman. What's it going to do to your credibility now you've called the police on a couple of kids that broke your jaw? You think you might lose some respect?


I think you spell it rarspek
 
OMG skunk!!! :lol::lol::lol:
...dressed like ninja turtles...

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sorry dude. I hope your jaw gets better soon. If you talk as much as you type...it must be painful for 'you'.
A lot of this doesn't add up... now i'm not saying that you're under 18, but you do sound like you are.

You're a drug dealer, who got robbed by a couple of little kids. You in turn rob them back... you see them at a party, and you think everything's cool so pass out on the settee after having a threesome with two strippers, whereby the little kids get their revenge?

Were they dressed as ninja turtles?
 
Hey if its true I hope you feel a lot better soon and perhaps even come into a lot of money. Paying for the rest of their lives is enough dewd if you shoot them their paychecks stop, your paychecks stop. I really wouldn't advise shooting the person thats paying you it doesn't make financial sense.

All the best
 
that is true about the paychecks and my money stopping, nix the shooting ha.

Don't you think you would loose a little respect?
If I was awake and called the cops of course, But I kinda want some money outta it, everyone know that:twisted::twisted::twisted:
 
I have to agree on the not shooting anyone. Thats not gonna help anything.
Hey if its true I hope you feel a lot better soon and perhaps even come into a lot of money. Paying for the rest of their lives is enough dewd if you shoot them their paychecks stop, your paychecks stop. I really wouldn't advise shooting the person thats paying you it doesn't make financial sense.

All the best
 
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