what to do with Gangster Deer?

[nostopin]

I have a few privet acres of woods that i'm setting up to grow on this season, cutting brush, trimming trees, digging, etc. I'm only growing the legal limit, so i'm not too worried about it being seen from the air. My biggest concern is the deer. they are hardcore here. i dropped a pretty nice sized oak tree (2' at the base, about 40' tall) to open up some light. as i watched it fall to the ground i noticed out of the corner of my eye 2 deer standing about 100ft away from me and about 60ft away from where the tree landed. didnt faze them one bit. they went right back to chewin on a bush. i started walking at them and throwing sticks. they just looked at me and slowly walked up the hill a few hundred more feet.
Should i waste my time with coyote piss, and hair clippings? or should i just suck it up and buy 400-500 feet of deer fencing? i have trip wires set up to flood lights that run off a car battery, but they trip that thing once and the lights stay on till the battery is dead. every night i have put it out they have tripped it, so it dsnt seem to be deturing them any.
anyone with Ghetto Deer exper. let me know your story and what you did to stop them. i'm really tryin not to buy that much fencing

 

[g00sEgg]

bars of soap bro.

 

[djlifeline]

Not sure about the laws there but if was me buy a decent rifle and shoot them. Sell the meat or keep it or do what you want with it. They will soon get the message and not come around anymore anyway. Also don't know if its just me but i enjoy hunting so would be fun too.

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

human hair or pee for a few days in differnet patterns making a ki9nd of fenching of pee in the groud...or pee for a few weeks into a milk contianer and use that. human hair works better. tell the salon people that its for hunting, they ar eusually women and couldnt give a shit. $20 gets me as much as I want any day of the week.

 

[THCeeker]

i heard that hair clippings dont work, i also heard soap doesnt work, idk maybe a lot of people just give advice without experience because i see that stuff everywhere with a simple search.

 

[nostopin]

ya i'll try all of the above. a friend of mine owns a sallon. i'm just worried they arnt going to care about the smell of humans, i was walking at them with a running chainsaw and throwin stuff. they didnt seem to worried about me. As far as shooting them, that would be great, i'm a hunter aswell. but i have a few houses around so i cant make any noise. might have to buy a bow. but thats about the same $ i would be spending on fencing. maybe a pellet gun or paintball gun, just so they think pain when they see my patch lol

 

[Uvalax]

Not sure about the laws there but if was me buy a decent rifle and shoot them. Sell the meat or keep it or do what you want with it. They will soon get the message and not come around anymore anyway. Also don't know if its just me but i enjoy hunting so would be fun too.

haha, they WILL get the message.....

 

[boabbymac]

ya i'll try all of the above. a friend of mine owns a sallon. i'm just worried they arnt going to care about the smell of humans, i was walking at them with a running chainsaw and throwin stuff. they didnt seem to worried about me. As far as shooting them, that would be great, i'm a hunter aswell. but i have a few houses around so i cant make any noise. might have to buy a bow. but thats about the same $ i would be spending on fencing. maybe a pellet gun or paintball gun, just so they think pain when they see my patch lol

dude a paintball gun and rubber balls would be perfect they would soon get the picture.

 

[djlifeline]

yeah a high pressured paintball gun or metal pellet gun. just enough to bust a cap in there arse to make them hop the fuck out of there. Round me you can get a fantastic gun with silencer for like £200 which I presume is aruond...$450? I don't know the exchange rate atm. But in my mind it solves too issues, the deer and thieves! You can shoot the thieving barstards aswell in my book... even though perhaps murder is a bit more criminal then shooting a deer... but hey in my eyes and o so many others you would be a hero and I would +rep you to the cows come home!

Also can always be used on other hunting trips

 

[sonar]

yeah I'm not sure about the piss/hair/soap thing either. On one hand they say it "marks your territory" but I also heard arguements that animals, especially rodents, associate humans (human odors) with food and it actually ATTRACTS them. I've had success with moth balls and I always try to piss when Im at a spot. I guess it is hit or miss. Some spots were good, other times my sprouts were gone in a week. Even a fence isnt really gonna stop a deer if they want it bad enough, unless it's like 12 feet high...

 

[SHOSHON3N8TV]

Problem solved, get a bb gun and shoot those gang-bangers in the nuts and throw ur gang signs lmao...if you can't get close enuff, rig a tree-stand and wait for them Either that or an electric fence around the perimeter...old indian trick.

 

[FuZZyBUDz]

they MUST fear you. you need a Buck knife, and a mean look to get rid of these ones, this will be tough but will be-rid u of ur issues.

just strap up sum nice boots on, and head out wen u see them.

you will want to approach slowly not to look like a threat (just yet at least)

wen in leaping distance BARE right into his eyes and SCREAM "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS" then take him down.
not only is ur deer issue gone, but so is ur dinner issue.

 

[theexpress]

fishing line around your grow... deer get scared of shit that touvh em and cant see.... coyote piss socked rag, or sock..... fox urine also works.... most predater urine or even feces will work....... also you can set traps

 

[gettenblown]

how about just stakes and chicken wire around ur grow..there you go...
or if ur a lazy sob like me there is a product that all my homies swear by called liquid fence..you can find at most nurserys or hydro shops.

 

[afrawfraw]

Making Venison Summer Sausage

Grinding the Meat

The process of making summer sausage begins with coarsely grinding the venison. The pork or beef are ground, then the different meats are mixed together. (the meat kept cold until it reaches the smoker)

The Meat is Cured
Next, the curing salts are added and mixed into the meat. It takes several days for the salts to cure the meat. During this time the meat is kept refrigerated, and is remixed at least one time each day as it cures.
Seasoned and Stuffed Into Casings...
The flavorings are mixed into the meat mixture after the cure is complete. The meat is ground again then and stuffed into casings. Traditionally, beef middles are used, but synthetic fibrous casings 2-1/2 to 3 inches in diameter are common.

Then Smoked
The stuffed summer sausages are smoked, usually with the temperature gradually increasing throughout the smoking process. The low temperature in the smoker gently cooks the sausage, preventing the fat from rendering out.

After smoking, the sausages are rinsed in cold water to chill them and stop the cooking process. They are then dried and ready to be eaten or stored.

Home Sausage Making Shortcuts
Shortcuts can be taken by home sausage makers to speed up the process and make it easier. The curing time is often cut short, and the sausages are smoked at a high temperature, or even baked in the oven. These shortcuts affect the texture, flavor and keeping quality of the finished summer sausages.

 

[imLIFTED]

The fishing line is a good one.. will scare the shit out of em when they come to chomp your grow and get lines touching all over them. If that doesn't work get a motion activated turret.. 50 cal will do just fine. They wont be back.. in one piece at least.

 

[Babs34]

The soap and human hair...screw it, it won't work. (And you would have to have a piss party with your buds on a daily basis to put a dent into your efforts.)
There is a product called liquid fence that many swear by...not cheap.
I've used a product called "Deer Off".........definitely works, but I don't want to spray it ON my plant.........spray on surrounding plants and you're good to go.

 

[logzz]

Honestly, When i was a shitty kid I shot a few deer with a pellet gun. they didn't like it but they were always coming back they also hopped are 9 ft fence no joke to eat are apples. Go with the predator piss or liquid fence if there is a house or two around like you said earlier they obviously are not afraid of humans. Best of luck, just my two cents.

 

[midwestmaster]

I have 2 ideas that work one is a automatic sprinkler that motion activated when stuff gets close 2 it and also a dog one thatll get up and bark at them dogs are the best period!

 

[sickstoner]

anyone try moth balls?