how to be a "normal person"

The Ruiner

Well-Known Member
would it be weird for someone to go down on a chick on a first date if their someone who is allways washing their hands and worried about germs and thinks people who lick their fingers after eating doritos is discusting and dirty?
Sounds like you like to make exceptions when the circumstance arise...
 

The Ruiner

Well-Known Member
I love cooking whole chickens...and playing with them while I rinse them before cooking.

It turned out really damn good last night.

Anyone ever see Michael & Marilyn with Diego Luna? and that buckwheat-looking kid who "loves chicken?" That's me.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
I have this uncanny habit of counting random things such as steps while walking, or swings of a hammer.... is that 'normal'? :D
Crap, this is me to a tee, a flock of birds will particulary drive me nuts cause I gotta count em all.

I pick up roadkill for a living and death doesn't bother me.
I don't kill them on roads, but do my share of playing coroner with expired critters.
 

Mel O'Cheddar

Active Member
If I see something weird or interesting going on, I try and put it in the context of a scene in a movie. Like, "How would this fit? How could I make this funny? What story could I write about this?"
Also sometimes when I get in the car I like to imagine it's the opening sequence of a movie, and I imagine the titles and billings and stuff coming up on the "screen", i.e. my point of view. This is especially bitchin' when an awesome song comes on the radio first thing.

So yeah, I wanna write movies. But I don't think that part's so weird.
 

RC7

Well-Known Member
Hmm i've got alot of weird ones...When i see people in public i analyse like everyone and think of a life story for each of them like i wonder who they are, where they are from, are they happy, sad?, what are they thinking at the moment, all of that, but if its crowded its a quick analysis of whoever i happen to see....sometimes i think too much about life and such like things that i cant change or why do people act the way they do... that sort of stuff drives me nuts sometimes. Many more but thats all i can think of at the moment
 

jhopkins34

Active Member
If I'm standing around I prefer to pace, I hate standing in one spot. I also count steps and I even count how many steps it takes to get from point a to b, and I like to make the trip multiple times to get a good average of how many steps it will take me lol. It's not something I have to do, but definitely prefer to do, I also tend to talk to myself out loud. I like being weird, also I know almost everyone is weird so I really like to find out what weird things supposed normal people do, like the president, celebrities, sport figures, or when I was a kid I always enjoyed knowing oddities about the "cool" kids.
 

sensisensai

Well-Known Member
i like to take the first letter of every word i say/read/hear and put them together to see if they make words, i literally almost drove myself insane with it in highschool but its chilled out alot since, am i all fucked up? lol
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
while i'm driving and i see the address of a place on the road, i always have to multiply all the numbers together and figure out the total for that address. for example if im driving past 125 main street, i have to times the one and the two and the five and come up with ten for that address.. odd, but something i do..
 

BL0TT0

New Member
I keep hearing "Normal people don't act like that." I always reply "who want's to be normal anyway?"
I consider myself the only sane one left in my family. Every one of my family is on some sort of pharmaceutical pill. All I do is smoke some weed, and get chill. They always complain about life, and hate on me for being so high. Go figure.
 
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