The Sexual Innuendo Thread

[StonedPony]

Can I butter your muffins?

hehehehe you need to listen to Camel toe song LOL muffin....your cooter your cleavage...your taco lol..........and your bisquet

 

[Pipe Dream]

I love skeet shooting.

 

[Winter Woman]

'now spit', dentist

 

[StonedPony]

 

[Winter Woman]

'I'm good at a lot of things.' - repairman

 

[ledgrowing]

i dont think it will fit in the back door should we try anyway?

 

[Winter Woman]

'Bone sucking good.' Ribs

 

[W N L]

Can I stick my pencil in your sharpener?

 

[Winter Woman]

Sorry I didn't realize that you had posted it.

Can i butter your biscuit?

 

[Winter Woman]

Love comes in spurts

 

[W N L]

Sit on my face baby, I will eat my way to your heart.

Hope no one has posted, haven't followed this whole thread.

 

[Winter Woman]

who has a problem with my sausage - medicalmaryjane

 

[W N L]

Can you keep that hard?

 

[Winter Woman]

Please, put it right in here

 

[W N L]

Please, put it right in here

No no, I don't think this is going to fit...

 

[StonedPony]

limited audience but ............DID YOU SEE THE JUGS ON THAT ONE? talking about trot lines used for fishing and the empty milk jugs used as floats to locate line........damn long explantion for a fucking short joke LOL LOL

 

[Winter Woman]

It might be a little tight, but you can slide it right in.

No no, I don't think this is going to fit...

 

[StonedPony]

Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. stuffing for Turkey

another turkey one

Talk about a huge breast!

 

[Winter Woman]

The other white meat - pork

 

[moodster]

sit on my face and i will guess your weight