Holy Tits My Landlord Just Walked In. My Wife

[rene112388]

LMAO

Seriously tho...it works if your only doing organic, but if you want some REAL protection, you godda get the chemical stuff.
Works on HUSBANDS, and WIFES.
I call it...

SpouseAway
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Works on all spouses, girlfriends, boyfriends, live ins, common law partners, and roommates.
(Not applicable for fiances!)

A proprietary collection of the most potent partner repelling substances known to man!!!
Guaranteed to work or we PAY FOR THE DIVORCE!!!

Damn where was that shit when I needed it a year ago! Lmao

 

[dajosh42069]

New products SHOULD invoke that response to be successful. I'd be RICH!!

 

[Zkack25]

me two! my girl gets excited every morning to check the plant and i get to check out the booty when bends to check the roots! i tell her good job with enthusiasm every time!!!!

 

[dajosh42069]

You have to show enthusiasm, otherwise, they don't know they've done a good job. It's ALL in the tone of the voice!

 

[Zkack25]

or the tone in the whiphttps://www.rollitup.org/members/zkack25-332100.html

 

[april]

You have to show enthusiasm, otherwise, they don't know they've done a good job. It's ALL in the tone of the voice!

What no fucking cookie?

 

[mellokitty]

^^*speechless with laughter*^^

 

[MomaPug]

You have to show enthusiasm, otherwise, they don't know they've done a good job. It's ALL in the tone of the voice!

What no fucking cookie?

Nope, no cookie....sounds like he may be willing to toss a dog biscuit to his helper though.

 

[mellokitty]

What no fucking cookie?

Nope, no cookie....sounds like he may be willing to toss a dog biscuit to his helper though.

y'all get COOKIES?? my man and i need to have a *chat.... (*^_^)

 

[ozgirl]

My wife thinks she can hang out in my green room.wtf

Ofcourse she is, The poor woman has to watch you make mistake after mistake, and then she goes in after you leave to fix it all.

It really irks the shit out of me, that so many men out there think woman have no business in a grow room. Women are alot more nurturing in nature than men, so if anything I would think women would be better growers.

 

[dajosh42069]

Nope, no cookie....sounds like he may be willing to toss a dog biscuit to his helper though.

Negative! We wouldn't want to spoil anyone, would we?
I mean...maybe a twinkie....

 

[dajosh42069]

Seriously though, I love how this thread started as one thing and has turned into something for us to have fun with!

 

[mellokitty]

Seriously though, I love how this thread started as one thing and has turned into something for us to have fun with!

see what a woman's touch (or a few) can do? we can even make threadjacking seem like a pleasant caress that you wish would never end.....

 

[dajosh42069]

see what a woman's touch (or a few) can do? we can even make threadjacking seem like a pleasant caress that you wish would never end.....

hehe
How come when you say 'threadjacking' it sounds like something dirty...?

 

[mellokitty]

hehe
How come when you say 'threadjacking' it sounds like something dirty...?

oh yeah baby, jack that thread.... keep jackin it.... you *tell that thread who's the boss..... *KABOOM*

 

[dajosh42069]

Wow....lmao
That TOTALLY did it for me.

 

[mellokitty]

Wow....lmao
That TOTALLY did it for me.

dude, ew! tmi much? lol

 

[ozgirl]

lmao mellokitty that is gold

 

[Indicator]

Highlarious thread! Still chucklin' about my new vocab word, "mantrum!" Can not wait to use that on my husband of 26, almost 27 years! He will be mid-mantrum when I whip it out... he will bust a gut!! And who was it who said RIU members get no "vaginal play?" Sounds like there are a few of us who get it whenever we want... am I right ladies?
Seriously though, I just had my youngest leave the nest. After seeing my babies through their younger years, from homeschool to college, it is my turn now! If I didn't have this, I think I would go bat-shit crazy! My husband supports whatever makes me happy, and this does.

 

[dajosh42069]

Whatever does it for ya! That's what I always say! That and "WTF?!"