blatantly giving out misinformation isnt cool, 12 plants and 2.5 ozs
when they ask what their plant yields then its time to fuck with them and say pounds instead of oz's
Dear Captain save a Grow,
I'm guessing you are having a "slap me around like a little bitch until I snap out of it" day.
Well I've got a better idea, rather then call you names like "tight ass",
or "fucking hypocrite" I'm going to try and love you out of it.
You might be as dry as a popcorn fart and grumpy as all hell, but I think it can be done.
Your woman is bitching at a locked front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which door do you open first ?
The back door, because your dog will stop barking as soon as you open the door.
Whats a pot heads favorite body part ? "EAR".......
My girlfriend said she wanted 12 inchs and make it hurt, so I gave her 6 twice and slapped her in the cocksucker.
I was so glade when they found the balloon boy, for a second there I though Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Good thing Eminem's favorite candy wasn't Whachamacallit ... I snicker at that one every time I say it.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex ? Pepper spray will do that to ya!
3 guys are walking down the street.
Two of them walk into a bar.
The third guy ducted.
Mickey mouse was really upset after talking to his divorce attorney.
His attorney filled for divorce on the grounds of adultery.
Mickey was heard yelling "I said I wanted a divorce because she is fucking goofy", not because she's cheating on me.
How ignorant have we as a people become when we have to put "In WINTER" on every bridge sign that says "Bridge may be icy" ?
Why do women have two hole so close together ? So we can carry them home like a six pack
I hear Monica Lewinski is coming out with a new book. It's a scratch and sniff.
My favorite "short" stories are
Learn to fly by John Denver
Shake it up baby my Janet Reno
Honor thy wife by Bill Clinton
What goes " feefifi-fofifofo " ? Mike Tyson giving out his phone number.
I really hope I could help you get out of your mood.
If not hey, go dry fuck a porcupine !