The UK Growers Thread!

[bamslayer]

reackon billyboy is??wilma lovin mothafuckaaaaa!

 

[tip top toker]

How do you know when an ona block is spent?

 

[bamslayer]

I'll explain why i liked your post. I read it as in to put the lawnmower on, man, as opposed to the film i reckon tripping out on acid with a lawnmower could be rather entertaining.

Spent almost £30 this week on biltong, i'm eating myself broke, although i found a random hobby shop who sold gas for my gun so i'm sat here stoned and drunk shooting things Think Homer Simpson when he get's his first gun i'm a useless addition to society, i really am.

ooft aye las time i had acid i seen a million layerd pentagrams all pulsating bright lava orange on the craziest deepest black abyss behind em every time i closed my eyes for bout 48 hours was horrible lol didnt sleep for bout a week.think they wer dots dippd in mesc or summit eek

ps is that the beef jerky?

 

[bamslayer]

How do you know when an ona block is spent?

when u dip yer cock in the tub an miss the cool breeze lol

 

[supersillybilly]

How do you know when an ona block is spent?

They are really only effective for 30 days or so m8

 

[tip top toker]

Nah, similar but not quite the same thing. but yes, it's a dried raw beef jerkyish type meat. I found a SA butcher across the road who does some killer stuff, i've already turned down a job there a bit back but now i fancy applying so i can learn how to replicate and feast for cheap Only stuff available in shops is Coan brand biltongm and it's pure shit.

My block must be many weeks old now, fuck knows, but it looks and smells as it did when i first took the lid off

 

[supersillybilly]

I remember u buying it m8. Think it was about 3 weeks ago. Ive still got mine that are like 8 weeks old and there is still a smell off them but Im pretty sure they wont mask the smell of weed anymore they just mask te smell of my cats litter tray

 

[kevin murphy]

what happened to the plants billy..

 

[tip top toker]

It doesnt mask it or that's what they say, eats it or some such. I've thought for years about creating a propper beef jerky company in the UK other than the silly Rocking JC jerky you get in supermarkets

 

[supersillybilly]

what happened to the plants billy..

U talking bout the AK's. I fucked that grow up. Put them through hell and back. Ended up with 27oz. Real good strain. Should have got about 40oz. You live and learn. Wilma's are good, they require min work and effort but Im going back to DWC as the fruits of your labour are so much better

 

[kevin murphy]

thanks billy...

 

[WOWgrow]

hi gents - been a long time since I've commented on here - so lazy, lol.
Wondering if i can get some tips for a foolproof way of germinating fem seeds...? I have mixed success - the last lot, from barneys farm, so they should be good ... I had a 20% success rate and it pissed me right off. My usual method is in kitchen roll, in a plastic bag on the windowsill method. They seem to hate it because, well - I think that it gets too cold there at night. And me being a stoner - always forget to bring them in and put them back..
Any top tips? Would be much appreciated.
BTW - just finishing off the last of my red diesel and need to get the next lot on the go fast.
Thx in advance - CC

just stick them in some wet paper towels, and cover those so all the water doesnt evaporate

 

[cheddar1985]

just stick them in some wet paper towels, and cover those so all the water doesnt evaporate

Or he could just bang em straight in prefered medium and put em sum were warm lol!!
Wow i hear you ve been a busy man how u gettin on with the trimmin?

 

[tip top toker]

Well well, things are beginning to look a bit clearer for me. And the possible conclusion is that it's damned fucking crazy how much i used to smoke not conciously attributing it to just wanting a cigarette. Wasn't really a smoker, maybe one a day, but i'd have 8-10 joints in the evening. Stopped smoking tobacco a few weeks ago, the desire for a spin when i wake up has slowly dissipated, and well 1. there is not really any pleasure in joints any more haha, but 2. i'm smoking near nothing. Last night i had 1 joint at around 8pm, and that was all i fancied before hitting the sack at midnight or so, and normally when i'm drinking ber i can't not be smoking or rollling something up.

Fuck tobacco i might actually find i've stuff to move unlike before, i've a harvest in 10 days and i've still 3 of the 5 jars of cheese left despite giving it away in silly amounts.

 

[WOWgrow]

Or he could just bang em straight in prefered medium and put em sum were warm lol!!
Wow i hear you ve been a busy man how u gettin on with the trimmin?

lol well some people get impatient and then start looking in the soil to see if anything has popped! at least then hell know the seeds are viable before puttin them in medium. yeh mate got half the mystery trimmed yesterday, think ive got 6 oz seein as the the 15 inch cola is 220 grams alone lol, should be near 2 oz dry

 

[supersillybilly]

pics pls wow. great result tho m8

 

[rob.htid]

Mornin growers well m8s crop has been smoked now an his other wont be ready for 5 weeks so to give u all something to chuckle at while smokin ur skunk think on this im sat here with solid for the next 5 weeks lol

 

[RobbieP]

how much does bubble hash usually sell for fellas?

£10 / 1.2g
£20 / 3g
£40/ 7g

Bubblehash prices round here m8

 

[RobbieP]

hi gents - been a long time since I've commented on here - so lazy, lol.
Wondering if i can get some tips for a foolproof way of germinating fem seeds...? I have mixed success - the last lot, from barneys farm, so they should be good ... I had a 20% success rate and it pissed me right off. My usual method is in kitchen roll, in a plastic bag on the windowsill method. They seem to hate it because, well - I think that it gets too cold there at night. And me being a stoner - always forget to bring them in and put them back..
Any top tips? Would be much appreciated.

BTW - just finishing off the last of my red diesel and need to get the next lot on the go fast.
Thx in advance - CC

iv had 100% success rate with over 100 seeds using my method, i simply fill a shot glass with cold water leave it a hour or so so it gets to room temp, drop seeds into shot glass so there floating and stick them in the airing cupboard with a cup over the top , 2 days later there always a tap root ...

 

[tip top toker]

£10 / 1.2g
£20 / 3g
£40/ 7g

Bubblehash prices round here m8

Just outta the bath and frazzled but i don't understand that. How on earth is bubble hash the same price as weed? If you hash up your weed you get like a 10-20% return of hash so surely the price would be 5-10 times as much per gram?