The Real Doll. Would you hit it?

[unohu69]

do you have any idea how many roophies i can buy for that?

How long do the dolls last? gotta have a guaranteed return on investment... It would be nice because it will hold a pose, a passed out chik doesnt so well...

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I'm gonna save up until I can get one of these...

 

[rowlman]

A real doll would probably satiate my dead hooker fetish...

...and you can only keep a dead hooker around for a few days...the doll stays fresh!

 

[Hepheastus420]

A real doll would probably satiate my dead hooker fetish...

I don't know man, there's nothing like the smell of a rotting vagina to get your engines running.

 

[justcallmenasty]

someone blow this up for me please

 

[unohu69]

I don't know man, there's nothing like the smell of a rotting vagina to get your engines running.

and thats before she sits dead for a couple of days

 

[sunni]

heres my problem with this shit... they look so airbrushed i mean none of those girls look anything like that in real life...

 

[Hepheastus420]

heres my problem with this shit... they look so airbrushed i mean none of those girls look anything like that in real life...

Have an imagination, lol .

 

[unohu69]

heres my problem with this shit... they look so airbrushed i mean none of those girls look anything like that in real life...

neither do any of the "HOT" chick we see on TV or movies, most of them need 3 hrs in a chair before they get that sexy glowing look. They tend to have flaby parts, imperfect skin. I remember I used to think Cameron Diaz was smokn, till I seen a pic of her with no make-up, fresh in the morning.. Lets just say, I dont think shes so hot anymore....

 

[rowlman]

^^Cameron Diaz...the best parts don't need make-up!...just keep the lights off in the morning...and her face should be facing the pillow anyways.
Have you ever seen her shake that ass?

 

[unohu69]

yes, but im a picky muthafukr, so i guess given the chance, yeah id hit it. but it wouldnt be my first choice anymore.

 

[......]

That things creepy as shit.I want to lay one out on the sidewalk naked and see what would happen.

 

[......]

And damn for 7k you can get a 1/4 kilo.Let a couple whores know and you'll have there lips around your dick until the coke runs out.

 

[Tenner]

I would sure hit that if I was desperate enough In fact, I would hit it right now "just to see where technology is heading"

A fleshlight would be less weird because its not actually imitating a facial expression of someone elses idea of whats sexy...

Could just roll a joint on its back after a doggie

 

[......]

I would sure hit that if I was desperate enough In fact, I would hit it right now "just to see where technology is heading"

A fleshlight would be less weird because its not actually imitating a facial expression of someone elses idea of whats sexy...

Could just roll a joint on its back after a doggie

lmfao just keep it bent over and use it as a table.

 

[Winter Woman]

If 'it' doesn't work out for you try this is for your next 'date'

 

[dam612]

yea, ide tap that in times of desperation

 

[broadleaf]

No rolling over and going to sleep afterwards.
You have to get your ass out of bed and clean her out.

 

[beardo]

I have had one for like a year now...
It's kind of weird to have in your place and she kind of creeps me out now.

 

[jonblaze420]

I have had one for like a year now...
It's kind of weird to have in your place and she kind of creeps me out now.

That is weird and I'd be creeped out too. Reminds me of this horror story about a guy who takes a mannequin home, that is actually inhabited by his ex-wife's soul.

He pretends the mannequin is real and takes it out to dinner and his friend is worried about him because he sees how he's unraveling.

Anyways, I won't spoil the ending for you.