Do you...

I meditate from 7:15-8:00 every morning. After I have a nice wake and bake from 7-7:15.

In spirit of the thread, I also like to masturbate. Spesh with my BoB
 
I like to quietly count out loud to 100 at least. If a thought comes to my head I start all over until I make it to 100.

Example: 1...2...3...4...(I don't wanna go to work)....1...2.....
 
tyler.durden said:
When I was younger, I practiced meditation for years as an adjunct to my kung fu training. I never did get that much out of it. I get a much deeper and more satisfying experience listening to great classical music (non-lyrical is the key as to minimize my left brain stimulation), or ripping a couple of dank bong hits and sitting quietly in my recliner perusing art books...

P.S. In the weird spirit of this thread, I also like to masturbate...
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lol, in the weird spirit of the thread.... Sorry I can't rep you because I need to spread some rep.

Yeah I just recently started listening to Mozart. If you haven't heard, I got a parakeet, :). And I read that if you play classical music they will feel more relaxed and be more friendly. So I played some Mozart and turns out I like it. Not so much that I would jam out to it, but when I'm reading, studying, or meditating I like to play it on my iPod quietly. So yeah me and my parakeet are Mozart fans now, lol.
 
bethanybrawndo said:
Ohhhh I would have had no clue what you meant without that example.
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Yeah I fucked that sentence up, ha. But I didn't feel like fixing it so I gave an example. It's actually really hard to do, but when you're done you feel so in control of your thoughts and stuff. Like I seriously recommend it. No shit do it right now, just do it up to 20-40 just for a start. If ANY thoughts come to your head restart from 1.
 
Hepheastus420 said:
Yeah I fucked that sentence up, ha. But I didn't feel like fixing it so I gave an example. It's actually really hard to do, but when you're done you feel so in control of your thoughts and stuff. Like I seriously recommend it. No shit do it right now, just do it up to 20-40 just for a start. If ANY thoughts come to your head restart from 1.
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Dude..I was joking >.< <3
 
56...57...just woke up a while ago. Found some time to sit here for a bit with the weird-spirited-masturbating-turtle-donkey thread. :) Nice work, weird-spirited-masturbating-turtle donkey thread, nice work.

...1...2...3 :)
 
Feeling ants requires awesome fine motor control, and very easygoing ants. Turtles are superior, and you can take your time. Avoid snapping turtles ... they can be an education in shell shock. Reptile fatigue. Post-testudinal trauma disorder. cn
 
cannabineer said:
Feeling ants requires awesome fine motor control, and very easygoing ants. Turtles are superior, and you can take your time. Avoid snapping turtles ... they can be an education in shell shock. Reptile fatigue. Post-testudinal trauma disorder. cn
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I recommend the tortoise.
 
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