I Once.

goatamineHcL

goatamineHcL

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i once bought an old jeep wrangler with no top in cali and went for a 2 week trek back acros the us with an ounce of fine cali ice and a coule needles lol at the time we were on this spirituality kicxk and readin the celesine prophecy which is great if you havent read it but anyway decided to stop niin a bunch of deserts and camp all over the place with no camping gear just a shitty blanked and a pot and some ramen nboodles while we werein new mexico we were camping at some indian b=urial ground on top of one of the mounds and me and my fiance both began seeing these 3 foot tall monkey demons with razor teeth coming after us

she was huddled in a ball crying so i tryed to talk to em and be like chill out man were just camping out getting high and they were looking pretty pissed off

so we hoped in the jeep and took off but then they aooeared in the plastic windows of the jepe and were coming after usu so we turned aorund and returned the rocks we had collected

we ran out of gas in the middle of the desert but made it to a gas station that didnt open for 8 hours but while we were there a las vegas stripper who happened to be from our home town who was also into the celestine prophecy and she filled our gas tank took us to denys and got us some food

they kept chasing us and we almost hit an 18 wheeler in the desert while goind 120 mph down the high way until we stopped at this hotel in san jon new mexico and the owner was this old american indian named buck who was also reading the celestine prophecy and was mad cool i feel bad cuz we wrote him a bad check and he said he didnt take checks but could tell we really needed a place to stay so he let me help him work on remodeling some rooms for him and let us stay 2 days

then we left and camped some desert in texas uneventfully but we lost our shoes trying to get back tothe car in the dark and stepped on alot of cactuses that sucked lol

finally we made it back to the dirty dirty 14 days later with one hel of a spiritual experience considering i dont believe in demons

it was just really wierd cuz we say the exact same thing before we reralized we both saw them i was trying to kick it with them while i looked for firewood but when i realized we both say them i got scared too

it was awsome though i wanna go back to that site now that im not a ice junkie and pay buck back for swindling him on the room and casmp thier again on some natural psychadelics and make right with the spiritsd of the easrth
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

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HAHAHAHAHA.......Man I couldn't even leave the house after 10 days, much less 15. 18 days was my longest streak. That shit was crazy dude, :eyesmoke:
 
We TaRdED

We TaRdED

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Garden Knowm said:
i once masterbated in the Sea of Cortez (Baja California).. the water was crystal clear Blue 90+ degrees. An isolated beach.... Angel fish were swirling around me along with 3-5 other species of fish I did not recognize.. as I NUTTED in the water (KAK was underwater), the fish swarmed on the semen and consumed with ferocity.... i was utterly shocked, amazed and tickled....

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lmao. that reminds me!!!i once actually got laid while i was scuba diving!!!! i bet no one else can say that :D

well maybe someone else has and said it in this thread:confused:, but im not going to read 100pages, or w/e it is, right now:peace:

watch the movie in my sig! spread the word, start a revolution!!
 
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40acres

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I once reached into one of those old quaker oats cardboard tubes and was so hungry that i ate oats withoat looking. It was full of meal worms and some kind of web.
 
Lacy

Lacy

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I once did the same as Bong......not the same chick mind you.:-|

I once had a great sexual relationship with this guy for 3 years. best sex of my life. He takes a job across the country and we split.

Years later he calls me up, sends me plane tickets out so i can travel half way across the country to see him........:hump:

and the sex was horrible. the relationship was gone....I just wanted great sex:twisted: Bummer:?

Of course it was before hubby.
bongspit said:
I once had sex with my ex and it was terrible....thank god and greyhound she's gone....
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JohnnyBravo

JohnnyBravo

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40acres said:
I once reached into one of those old quaker oats cardboard tubes and was so hungry that i ate oats withoat looking. It was full of meal worms and some kind of web.
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I once ate most of a bowl of corn flakes before I realized it was full of baby roaches....I would rock on FEAR FACTOR :)
 
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