What is your number?

[ca$hcropper]

Last 2 girls I dated/lived with were 19, while I was 17-18.

I smoke weed, and enjoy the occasional opiate or Soma.

But the first left me for meth

The second for heroine, and lesbians

Sorry buddy but I woulda left your ass for lesbians also lol.

 

[Finshaggy]

Sorry buddy but I woulda left your ass for lesbians also lol.

I wanna get some shit goin like the rappers got. I always get along good with lesbians

But what they're doin is havin lesbians hit on girls for them in the club, and get them to come home, they just pay for all the drinks. Then get to have a bunch of bitches all at once

 

[ca$hcropper]

I wanna get some shit goin like the rappers got. I always get along good with lesbians

But what they're doin is havin lesbians hit on girls for them in the club, and get them to come home, they just pay for all the drinks. Then get to have a bunch of bitches all at once

Those aren't lesbians homie, those are just down ass chicks. I used to have a fuck buddy like that, man that chick was smooth lol. We go out and normaly get to choose between a few couple times she got more than one to come back and play with us. Man I miss her

 

[Kodank Moment]

I don't have a number. Flat stomach, big ass, curves and some thick thighs. Her tits...eh not that important. Nothing bigger then a NICE D. No double d's. Nothing saggy or veiney with huge nipples. Big nipples are nasty as fuck. I won't fuck you if you have huge nipples. And girls with fucked up feet...bitch it isn't summer. Stop wearing flip flops. Your feet look like textured concrete. Gross.

 

[RawBudzski]

I want #6s butt on #5s body w/ #8s stomach & #3s feet. to go please.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I want #6s butt on #5s body w/ #8s stomach & #3s feet. to go please.

its like the 80s movie Weird \Science lol

 

[ca$hcropper]

I want #6s butt on #5s body w/ #8s stomach & #3s feet. to go please.

Ooh don't forget the accent

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Ooh don't forget the accent

Remembere that movie..that chick was sooo hott...not shes soooo nottt

 

[ca$hcropper]

Remembere that movie..that chick was sooo hott...not shes soooo nottt

Oh yeah remember that, hell wasn't that every boys fantasy back in the day, make your own chick lol. Perfect

 

[ca$hcropper]

Remembere that movie..that chick was sooo hott...not shes soooo nottt

And they pick the dorkiest dude. Brace face from sixteen candles lol

 

[Nusky]

My number is 1 403 266 1234 I'd love to talk with anyone here, it'd be so cool, please call I'm sooooooo bored

 

[Dizzle Frost]

And they pick the dorkiest dude. Brace face from sixteen candles lol

lol yeah he was alwasys scorin the hott pooon

 

[ca$hcropper]

lol yeah he was alwasys scorin the hott pooon

Sympathy pussy lol

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Sympathy pussy lol

He even banged the rich hot chick in 16 candles....shes was hott back then...so was Molly Ringwald tho

 

[missnu]

I am a 5 I guess..I feel average though..guess I'm chubby...what a way to bring a girl down...

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I am a 5 I guess..I feel average though..guess I'm chubby...what a way to bring a girl down...

i can bring you back up, jus gimmie 30minutes lol

 

[ca$hcropper]

I am a 5 I guess..I feel average though..guess I'm chubby...what a way to bring a girl down...

I got a raise for ya lol

 

[tip top toker]

For some reason this song kept coming to mind reading you all blurting off numbers
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[PeyoteReligion]

I'm a 3 and 4 supporter. My last two looked a lot like 4 it's crazy. Face and everything.


I need a new bitch!

 

[missnu]

I got a raise for ya lol

Everyone likes a nice raise...makes you feel like you're getting somewhere...lol. Moving on up...