The UK Growers Thread!
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tip top toker
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I grew church, piss easy to grow, decent yield, crap smoke though imo. Guess it depends what reason you're growing it for.
baklawa
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Munchies. Ice cream. Cold.
They keep blathering about local raids on local "marijuana farms" in the local rag. I'm bottling out on the idea of using the basement as my farm (with TTT in a box to take care of them). It's a draughty house; the smell would leak out all over the place.
They keep blathering about local raids on local "marijuana farms" in the local rag. I'm bottling out on the idea of using the basement as my farm (with TTT in a box to take care of them). It's a draughty house; the smell would leak out all over the place.
UKHG
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na basemnts are cool make the ducting inot the base of ur chimeny so it goes up and out he room and board the windows up from the inside therl be no heat signiture coze ur under 2-3 stories of building youll be fine i was parra all way through mine dint help when a helecopter was over my house shining the light on me and around wer i was lol paniccccc
tip top toker
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I'm beginning to feel this box in the basement concept is beginning to sound like lave labour. I want a lawyer. That or i want payment in the form of shrimp. Mmmm
baklawa
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Eek! What were they doing up there?!
baklawa
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No, the kid is the one I use for hard labour. You'll be a kind of permanently stoned court jester. But I've worked you all out - none of you could share sleeping quarters with a bunch of baby marijuana plants without cooing over them, lovingly tending to them, feeding them, washing them, singing to them... So your contributions would be voluntary (but I'm counting on them).
How do you like your shrimp?
tip top toker
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Lol. Well mythbusters showed that plants like heavy metal. I hope your don't appreciate your sleep that much, i can growl with the best of them 
UKHG
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chasin a burgler my area ther always overhead they wont get no heat sigiture from my house
baklawa
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Ahh. Around these parts they use bicycles.
Do you have a link to some definitive article on heat signatures? My house is built on a steep hill so the basement is actually ground-level one end and underground the other...
UKHG
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thez oneo n here about flir or sum shit il try find it
baklawa
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Thanks - wouldn't want to base my entire master plan* on some shite advice or inaccurate data, which is what I'd probably end up reading if I googled "how to hide heat signature of weed nursery".
*That's my master plan for world domination, not the other one.
tip top toker
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A police/power company helicopter can pick up near everything. However a heat signature from a flir camera is not enough to grant a warrant, there are too many innocent reasons why the roof could be hot etc. In the same way the police cannot obtain a warrant for a power increase, unless of absurd proportions, because a simple electric heater to put under your desk will consume 3 kilowatts alone. There have been cases quite recently where the police have obtained a suspicious heat signature, but their only option was to knock on the door and try and talk themselves in, the one i remember best is the issue where they knocked on a persons house becaue of a heat signature in the garage, so the wife opened the door, and they asked if they could have a look around, so she phoned her lawyer husband at work, who told them what was what, but then agreed to let the wife show them around, to find a hampster heater in the garage
Most of that story was irrelevent but the point being they could not obtain a warrant, they tried to talk themselves in for a cup of tea like. oh sorry, this is the garage, i thought it was the bathroom, whooopseedaisy.But while they can't obtain a warrant, that kind of thing can cause them to investigate further, which might in turn pull up enough factors to grant the warrant.
UKHG
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baklawa
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Cool thanks =)
UKHG
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all i done is stretched a large grow tent panel over the top ov my grow room folded in half nailed down to the rafters with a hile through the ceiling for the extractor so no neats showing up the gotta get a new extractor and turn it bakwards for fresh inlet air and i got 2 old outlet pipes going throu me roof in attick so coud attach one to the otlet and one to the inlet thats the lpant anyways got a crabon filter but fuk that yankee candles work much better
baklawa
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A police/power company helicopter can pick up near everything. However a heat signature from a flir camera is not enough to grant a warrant, there are too many innocent reasons why the roof could be hot etc. In the same way the police cannot obtain a warrant for a power increase, unless of absurd proportions, because a simple electric heater to put under your desk will consume 3 kilowatts alone. There have been cases quite recently where the police have obtained a suspicious heat signature, but their only option was to knock on the door and try and talk themselves in, the one i remember best is the issue where they knocked on a persons house becaue of a heat signature in the garage, so the wife opened the door, and they asked if they could have a look around, so she phoned her lawyer husband at work, who told them what was what, but then agreed to let the wife show them around, to find a hampster heater in the garage
But while they can't obtain a warrant, that kind of thing can cause them to investigate further, which might in turn pull up enough factors to grant the warrant.
*frantically scribbling notes*
You know, an awful lot of different stories these days seem to end up with that same hamster heater :-/
3eyes
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A police/power company helicopter can pick up near everything. However a heat signature from a flir camera is not enough to grant a warrant, there are too many innocent reasons why the roof could be hot etc. In the same way the police cannot obtain a warrant for a power increase, unless of absurd proportions, because a simple electric heater to put under your desk will consume 3 kilowatts alone. There have been cases quite recently where the police have obtained a suspicious heat signature, but their only option was to knock on the door and try and talk themselves in, the one i remember best is the issue where they knocked on a persons house becaue of a heat signature in the garage, so the wife opened the door, and they asked if they could have a look around, so she phoned her lawyer husband at work, who told them what was what, but then agreed to let the wife show them around, to find a hampster heater in the garage
But while they can't obtain a warrant, that kind of thing can cause them to investigate further, which might in turn pull up enough factors to grant the warrant.
There was another case over your way where the old bill kicked the door in only to find fuck all, the heat sig coming from the roof was because the attic door was missing and all the heat in the house was rising into the attic lol
baklawa
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OK, details beginning to crystallise... But I'm still paranoid about that smell seeping up through the floorboards of my living-room and me not really noticing (the whole frog-boiling syndrome) and then one day the cops turn up to say my brat has committed its first criminal offence, and as I try to persuade them that I'm a nice posh respectable lady with a human child (and only you lot know the truth), one of the officers starts sniffing the air...
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