You did the whole 'Mom, do you appreciate my openness and honesty with you and the amount of effort and love I put into making these brownie once I realized it would make you feel better?' thing? maybe use the angle that you would like to get her off of Vicodin. Or is she afraid of overdosing a little..
Yes Johnny... 6 posts or no 6 posts, I have a freaking Hello Kitty signature!
Even if you liked men, I like that too.