masturbation. stoned or sober

[retnuhr0991]

What do you prefer?

 

[Bayou bud]

So heavily stoned on indica that I forget to clean up.

 

[BBbubblegum]

Stoned, can't feel your arms, feels like it's another person.

 

[amrcngror]

lol....stoned watching redtube.com,youporn.com, or spankwire.com lol....there all real sites tryem lol

 

[Zaehet Strife]

waaaaay too fuckin lazy to wack it when im baked. id let my girlfriend do it for me if she wanted to though hehe.

 

[amrcngror]

haha for sure wayyy better when the wife does it lol...............(hey the like button is back!!)

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[tyler.durden]

I usually do a couple times a day, once mid-morning and a night-time nut. The morning one is sober as I don't smoke until after 4pm CST. It's a different experience, more dry and clinical/medicinal. The night time one is better, I've been smoking for hours by then and if the bitch is hot enough I can hit my pc's screen

P.S. What does TMI stand for again?

 

[BA142]

P.S. What does TMI stand for again?

"Too much information"

 

[Zaehet Strife]

Too lazy to wack it in the morning, especially if i smoke.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Stoned out of my mind.. imagination wonders and just make everything great.. I find it hard not to fall asleep before cleaning up. Sometimes I say to myself "I'll just close my eyes for a little while then clean up" only to wake up still messy the next morning .. We all let out TMI tyler

 

[Daxus]

I prefer to have sexy-times with my girlfriend, BJ's feel so much better. If I'm on my own I tend to get bored or lose interest while stoned and end up disappointed and wanting to go do something else.

 

[Balzac89]

Real pussy is better than your fist any day.

 

[st0wandgrow]

Stoned, can't feel your arms, feels like it's another person.

LMAO!! That's some good shit you're smoking on!

 

[st0wandgrow]

I'd have to say sober. My mind tends to wander when I'm baked, and I find myself inadvertently thinking of space travel or some other random bullshit right in the middle of tugging on lil'stow.

Concentration is key.

 

[Zaehet Strife]

^hahahaha!! Awesome!

 

[WaxxyNuggets]

I lose my high when I nut after I smoke. Spank my monkey sober, then tokes before the shower

 

[Daxus]

I lose my high when I nut after I smoke. Spank my monkey sober, then tokes before the shower

My high is always severely diminished if I nut after smoking or if I eat a shit ton of food right off.

 

[WaxxyNuggets]

My high is always severely diminished if I nut after smoking or if I eat a shit ton of food right off.

Breaks my <3, It hasnt happened yet but if I was running low and just smoked a lot, may have to tell the girlfriend to wait up for a few hours. Turning down pussy would drop her dead in her tracks

 

[drive]

hand nuts suck stoned. pussy nuts are brilliant though